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Name: Desmond T.

Age: 37 [NO JOKE]

Location: Singapore

Occption: NYPstudent/part-time stonner

D.O.B: a day after 911

Purpose of this blog:

Not sure.. I created this out of boredom. Perhaps, it could be a place where I will be able to rant about my life! :D

Imastalker! nyeheheh!

Why I create blog?

ohhh! I know I KNOW! My engrish no guds la, teachers says blog could improved engrish... Ya, I think that could be the reason.

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Friday, December 18, 2009, 8:16 PM
its over!


Hello mommy ah....
later u reach home, if u see 1 guy sitting at the living room, u dont whack him ok...
cause i cut my hair. okbaibai!


mom: "NI SHEN JING BING!!!"








my mom so bad.. I tried to warn her in case she can not recognise me. THEN SHE SCOLD ME! :(


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Finally the dreadful and hectic week is already overrrrrr!!




Business finance project, EFMA project, Business Law project, Business Law presentation,
ICCM test are all O.V.E.RRRRR!!!







all the lawyer wanna-bes! tsk tsk tsk.... I pro, they dont even know that I took a picture of them!


let me intro to you who they are ok?



This is a scene in a classroom, there are 3 people in the picture. They are most probably preparing for some presentation.


Fistly, at the foreground to the extreme left, you see the long long one?


the only one w/o blazer. he is my good flen his name is kuanee.


although most of the time hes very retarded, spastic, idiotic, asshole, ta ma de bad kid, BUT hes quite smart.


Moving on... the guy at the background, who seems like hes chanting sutra, he is muscle man yuhyang.
more often than not, that muscle man is a stress kid. Its fascinating to see him stress out. HAHAHA!


-point to the right- that woman whos digging her nose, her name is squirrel yee. she is............


lame daoooooo...ok nvm, no comments.


with that, I shall end my picture discussion. kthx.





thats how I perform during my o' lvl english oral. cool kid, thank u.



oh ya, I show u my idol!

introducing Serawak DAUGHTER(doctor) CHAN!
his engrish super gaolat.... I've given up going to
his lecture. :(

I could still remember clearly what happened during the first lecture.

Yours truly spent half an hour laughing at him. ohh-amm-gee~

"nao, w-ill kongpuke the cagefrow stak-ment(cashflow statement). the cells(sales) is verry importan, tek note of the diskang red. (discount rate)

Kang-peny can choose to issue bombs to take in additional funds, w-ill be leaRning about
bombs ku-poon(bonds coupon)
as well.

sub-see-koon(subsequent) lesson w-ill study ah-baot capital bahjet, and the see-koons of kong-puke-ting

nekk present valiu(NPV). you guys have any keh-xion? if not, see you next wik."

Congrats you just officially gone through a short lecture with Daughter Chan!


"no la! where got so bad!"

I am telling. you. ITS. THAT. BAD.

any keh-xion?
Feel free to ah-prok me.

C U Next Wik! :)




Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:57 PM
updated

HI I LAZY BLOG! BYEBYE! :D





ps: I UPDATED!




Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 1:31 PM

I AM GOING TO SLEEP AT 1AM++ EVERYDAY!




Monday, November 30, 2009, 1:20 AM
dont touch me!

DONT TOUCH ME!















notice how she say "no, now."? hahaha! its like boss speaking to employee!

ok enough of this.




gentle reminder desmond: you have EssFS ICA tmr
SCREW MYSELF!!!




Sunday, November 29, 2009, 11:55 PM
fail

Tomorrow Essential of Financial Services = Major FAILLLLLLL!


1 sentence sums up everything(Y). DEAD




Bye people, I'm going to emo. -cut wrist-
:'(










Thursday, November 26, 2009, 2:20 AM
god bless me


harharharharharharharharhahrahrhar......




iamsodeadforbusinesslawtmr.
ithinkiamunderprepared,butijustlovetoprocrastinate.WHATSWRONGWITHME!


iwillstudylecture2(ok,onlyafterigoandhavealookatfacebook)
iwillreadlecture3(nvm,letsplayafewroundsofcounter-strikefirst)
letslookthroughtutorialdesmond(ugghh..nehmind,tutorialcanwait.ishallbloghopforawhile)
lecture3isXtremelyimportant,studyindepth.(nahitsok,ishallbrogfirst)




guanyinmabohbi,letmedogoodgoodformytest.inreturnishallnoteatcowforaday.
okman,contractbindingcausethereisconsiderationdonebyDesmondTeoh.
guanyinma,udontletmedogoodgoodfortest=breachofcontract


GG



FML!

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Saturday, November 21, 2009, 11:09 PM
work


FUX! I is a chinish pris! PUREEEEE cheenish!
stop staring at me with those disbelief distorted face when i speak mangdaring, auntie! @!#@$%


work was no fun, but it was fine.
kaijie was haisssshhhshshhh.... WIKKKK WEAK WIKKKK! -face down shake head-

it was merely 3hrs of work, and his face wasss... ok how should I describe it.. -rub chin-



expressionless; one-line-eye; eyebrows frowned till it almost touch his nose;
lips pressed together half pouting; shaggadelic face with more than a pinch of sadness,
okok maybe its a palmful of sorrow -as if his laptop died on him while he was gaming-



Nothing fascinating happened.. except for some idiot singaporeans...
hand them free food and they can still complain about this and that, especially the aunties! tsk tsk!

Girls, dont grow up please.. your future self = SCARY!




Oh talking about girl....there was this small lil girl, she was with her grandparents.

she was running around her grandpa when he was sampling the drink,

hitting his ass so very often that even I was irritated. LOL


just as I look away, the next moment, she teleported behind my back alr..
and guess what? she started tapping on my butt..

I was looking at her grandparents with the "stop her, help me" kinda face.
she was moving AROUND slowly as she was tapping, literally AROUND me..

whats after your ass? if she were to move 1 round.....the front thing? lil desmond? my manhood?


Noticing her movements, as she was about to reach the target.....................................
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of course I moved away! moved away swiftly.. faster than lightning!
like swooooof~ and I am gone! can imagine not?! maybe not horr... with my size.......
okok, just imagine that I rolled away.... better? hahaha!




day ended.
HELLO KE, I HEART DATOU! I LOVE JESS!
jealous? da wo laaaaa~ -nah my cheeks, nah my ass!-
WUAHAHHAHAHAHA~





Thursday, November 19, 2009, 12:27 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!





YOU BUSY STONE-ING, I BUSY STUDYING MY TEST!



I sacrifice my time to blog for you ok!





HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE!!!






although u always:






  • kick me out from bed

  • play dota with other friends and pangseh me

  • game until dont know when to go to bed

  • blast music loudly especially when I want to study

  • being an irritant and monkey around

  • prank call my phone for nothing

  • go out late late made me worried like mad

  • dont study during exams

  • get lousy results

  • emo and dont talk to anyone






but still...................................... you are my beloved brother! (everybody goes awwwwww~)



why am I so fierce at times? why I ask so much questions? cause I care! (wah seh so corny!)








Anyway, u are the youngest in the family, everyone dotes on you.


See how much freedom you are having now!


jie jie and I dont even have the liberty to enjoy it at your age!
so, all I want to say is that dont take this privileges for granted, if not u daaaaai~




Tmr, I am pretty damn sure u wont stay at home, so how to celebrate for u?
when u see this post, msg me tell me if u can make it for dinner.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:33 AM
KE laozee

I IS COOL! SHANK KIU




(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-eh ke
-tmr NE we got what ah?



(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-nth


(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-do we have the video screening thing?
-that means what ah?



(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-next week


(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-we go home ah?


(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-ya


(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-WAH STEADY!
-I IS SIBEH HAPPY NOW
-U WANT KISS ME NOT?
-I GIVE U CHANCE NOW
-AI MAI?
-ok no more alr

-i changed my mind



(12:31 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-shiyan: give me 5, i changed my mind!


(12:31 AM) `KUANEE:

-des
-2 words
-fuck u



Jealous I too kooooool~ he can not take it then hurl vulgarity at me... sobx:'(


Kuan EE afternoon kena prank by shiyan. of all people......SHIYAN!! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Give me 5, I changed my mind -walk off-" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




Monday, November 9, 2009, 11:09 PM
HI!

Harlo nong time no brog! \m/



School has been quite stressful, but still..... alright.

my classmate hasnt been treating me nice :(


why must they torture me even when we are having steamboat!?

apparently, they used those giant clip to clip both my ears.
See me covering my eyes?
cause underneath that palm of a strong man, hes weeping sadly :(
nahhh i'm enjoying it~ wooohoooooo~ :'(

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Today was tiring, although we didnt do much stuff.



presentation was fine, teacher said that everyone gets A, judging by only our presentation.



so its kinda relief I guess.




HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIMEI!


After sch was shimei's belated b'day celebration.
sing song, cut cake, slack, and lastly a failed attempt to order pizza and thats about it.




During the long wait for pizza, all of us had nothing to do.. super bored!



arm wrestle play with the big umbrella etc.....



shingz and syid




aiseh cooool~ notice my eyes glow?




eyes glowing with will of fire. "I WILL DO TUTORIALS!!!!......I think :/"






I dont think we'll be expel cause of this right? hopefully none of the camera/guard/director caught us doing this!
We pluck out the umbrella from the table. :/



anyway, do naughty stuff will have consequences. hahahaha!!
I saw a "dont-know-what" as a punishment" shan't elaborate much.


ok thats it! stay tune to next post~~~
thats if u even bother to visit this dead blog. hahaha!

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