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Name: Desmond T. Age: 37 [NO JOKE] Location: Singapore Occption: NYPstudent/part-time stonner D.O.B: a day after 911 Purpose of this blog:
Not sure.. I created this out of boredom. Perhaps, it could be a place where I will be able to rant about my life! :D
Imastalker! nyeheheh! Why I create blog? ohhh! I know I KNOW! My engrish no guds la, teachers says blog could improved engrish... Ya, I think that could be the reason. Tags
P.S: I love haters! TAG ME! Love the way they get angry and hurl their keyboard.. hehe..
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Friday, December 18, 2009, 8:16 PM
its over!
Hello mommy ah.... later u reach home, if u see 1 guy sitting at the living room, u dont whack him ok... cause i cut my hair. okbaibai! mom: "NI SHEN JING BING!!!" my mom so bad.. I tried to warn her in case she can not recognise me. THEN SHE SCOLD ME! :( ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally the dreadful and hectic week is already overrrrrr!! Business finance project, EFMA project, Business Law project, Business Law presentation, ICCM test are all O.V.E.RRRRR!!! ![]() all the lawyer wanna-bes! tsk tsk tsk.... I pro, they dont even know that I took a picture of them! let me intro to you who they are ok? This is a scene in a classroom, there are 3 people in the picture. They are most probably preparing for some presentation. Fistly, at the foreground to the extreme left, you see the long long one? the only one w/o blazer. he is my good flen his name is kuanee. although most of the time hes very retarded, spastic, idiotic, asshole, ta ma de bad kid, BUT hes quite smart. Moving on... the guy at the background, who seems like hes chanting sutra, he is muscle man yuhyang. -point to the right- that woman whos digging her nose, her name is squirrel yee. she is............ lame daoooooo...ok nvm, no comments. with that, I shall end my picture discussion. kthx. thats how I perform during my o' lvl english oral. cool kid, thank u. oh ya, I show u my idol!
introducing Serawak DAUGHTER(doctor) CHAN! I could still remember clearly what happened during the first lecture. Yours truly spent half an hour laughing at him. ohh-amm-gee~
"nao, w-ill kongpuke the cagefrow stak-ment(cashflow statement). the cells(sales) is verry importan, tek note of the diskang red. (discount rate) Kang-peny can choose to issue bombs to take in additional funds, w-ill be leaRning about sub-see-koon(subsequent) lesson w-ill study ah-baot capital bahjet, and the see-koons of kong-puke-ting nekk present valiu(NPV). you guys have any keh-xion? if not, see you next wik."
Congrats you just officially gone through a short lecture with Daughter Chan!
any keh-xion? C U Next Wik! :) Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:57 PM
updated
HI I LAZY BLOG! BYEBYE! :Dps: I UPDATED! Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 1:31 PM
I AM GOING TO SLEEP AT 1AM++ EVERYDAY! Monday, November 30, 2009, 1:20 AM
dont touch me!
DONT TOUCH ME! notice how she say "no, now."? hahaha! its like boss speaking to employee! ok enough of this. gentle reminder desmond: you have EssFS ICA tmr SCREW MYSELF!!! Sunday, November 29, 2009, 11:55 PM
fail
Tomorrow Essential of Financial Services = Major FAILLLLLLL! 1 sentence sums up everything(Y). DEAD Bye people, I'm going to emo. -cut wrist- :'( Thursday, November 26, 2009, 2:20 AM
god bless me
![]() harharharharharharharharhahrahrhar...... iamsodeadforbusinesslawtmr. ithinkiamunderprepared,butijustlovetoprocrastinate.WHATSWRONGWITHME! iwillstudylecture2(ok,onlyafterigoandhavealookatfacebook) iwillreadlecture3(nvm,letsplayafewroundsofcounter-strikefirst) letslookthroughtutorialdesmond(ugghh..nehmind,tutorialcanwait.ishallbloghopforawhile) lecture3isXtremelyimportant,studyindepth.(nahitsok,ishallbrogfirst) guanyinmabohbi,letmedogoodgoodformytest.inreturnishallnoteatcowforaday. okman,contractbindingcausethereisconsiderationdonebyDesmondTeoh. guanyinma,udontletmedogoodgoodfortest=breachofcontract GG FML! Labels: gonecase Saturday, November 21, 2009, 11:09 PM
work
![]() FUX! I is a chinish pris! PUREEEEE cheenish! stop staring at me with those disbelief distorted face when i speak mangdaring, auntie! @!#@$% work was no fun, but it was fine. kaijie was haisssshhhshshhh.... WIKKKK WEAK WIKKKK! -face down shake head- it was merely 3hrs of work, and his face wasss... ok how should I describe it.. -rub chin- expressionless; one-line-eye; eyebrows frowned till it almost touch his nose; lips pressed together half pouting; shaggadelic face with more than a pinch of sadness, okok maybe its a palmful of sorrow -as if his laptop died on him while he was gaming- Nothing fascinating happened.. except for some idiot singaporeans... hand them free food and they can still complain about this and that, especially the aunties! tsk tsk! Girls, dont grow up please.. your future self = SCARY! Oh talking about girl....there was this small lil girl, she was with her grandparents. she was running around her grandpa when he was sampling the drink, hitting his ass so very often that even I was irritated. LOL just as I look away, the next moment, she teleported behind my back alr.. and guess what? she started tapping on my butt.. I was looking at her grandparents with the "stop her, help me" kinda face. she was moving AROUND slowly as she was tapping, literally AROUND me.. whats after your ass? if she were to move 1 round.....the front thing? lil desmond? my manhood? Noticing her movements, as she was about to reach the target..................................... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . of course I moved away! moved away swiftly.. faster than lightning! like swooooof~ and I am gone! can imagine not?! maybe not horr... with my size....... okok, just imagine that I rolled away.... better? hahaha! day ended. HELLO KE, I HEART DATOU! I LOVE JESS! jealous? da wo laaaaa~ -nah my cheeks, nah my ass!- WUAHAHHAHAHAHA~ Thursday, November 19, 2009, 12:27 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
![]() YOU BUSY STONE-ING, I BUSY STUDYING MY TEST! I sacrifice my time to blog for you ok! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE!!! although u always:
but still...................................... you are my beloved brother! (everybody goes awwwwww~) why am I so fierce at times? why I ask so much questions? cause I care! (wah seh so corny!) Anyway, u are the youngest in the family, everyone dotes on you. See how much freedom you are having now! jie jie and I dont even have the liberty to enjoy it at your age! Tmr, I am pretty damn sure u wont stay at home, so how to celebrate for u? Labels: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:33 AM
KE laozee
I IS COOL! SHANK KIU
"Give me 5, I changed my mind -walk off-" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Monday, November 9, 2009, 11:09 PM
HI!
Harlo nong time no brog! \m/ School has been quite stressful, but still..... alright. my classmate hasnt been treating me nice :( why must they torture me even when we are having steamboat!? apparently, they used those giant clip to clip both my ears. See me covering my eyes? cause underneath that palm of a strong man, hes weeping sadly :( nahhh i'm enjoying it~ wooohoooooo~ :'( ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Today was tiring, although we didnt do much stuff. presentation was fine, teacher said that everyone gets A, judging by only our presentation. so its kinda relief I guess. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIMEI! After sch was shimei's belated b'day celebration. sing song, cut cake, slack, and lastly a failed attempt to order pizza and thats about it. During the long wait for pizza, all of us had nothing to do.. super bored! arm wrestle play with the big umbrella etc.....
eyes glowing with will of fire. "I WILL DO TUTORIALS!!!!......I think :/" I dont think we'll be expel cause of this right? hopefully none of the camera/guard/director caught us doing this! We pluck out the umbrella from the table. :/ anyway, do naughty stuff will have consequences. hahahaha!! I saw a "dont-know-what" as a punishment" shan't elaborate much. ok thats it! stay tune to next post~~~ thats if u even bother to visit this dead blog. hahaha! Labels: happy birthday shi mei |