Eh what is this?

sorry sorry sorry?

2011-06-20T02:06:00.004+08:00

hello blog, why do I think of you only when I'm in a negative mood?
hahahahaha!
*oh the laughter was used to lighten the mood*

apparently it has proven useless!

2011-04-04T03:13:00.007+08:00

hi blog, i miss you!

i am not happy, i am going through a bad phase of my life. oh wait, is it even a phase? fuck man, so much dramas!

went back to penang, and i just felt like staying there, hiding there, not coming back!

i had been thinking a lot.. about what to do, how to do, what can i do...

i am damn coward, i dont feel like facing this problem! ughhhhhh! we'll see how it goes!

and to those who are concern, i am alright! of course i am alright! :)

credit card?

2011-03-01T20:47:00.004+08:00

I got back home just now and was sitting infront of my comp, mum suddenly handed me a CIMB credit card.

she asked me to help her use the card, as in use on her behalf.
i was like "WHY?!"

i thought she asked me to go shopping using the card! which was actually impossible....
tons of things that i wanted to buy flashed across my mind.
then i started thinking, "no, this can not be true... she must have meant otherwise! she wont ask me to spend on her behalf!" even if the mooon split into half, she wont ask me to do that!

then i probe, and she said,

"go 7 eleven buy something, even a dollar will do, or go use it to watch a movie.
i need you to help me spend on something to sort of like activate the card or something.."

desmond: ........................................................................................

I KNEW IT!!!!

A place called home?

2011-02-09T23:48:00.003+08:00

I dont feel like staying at home at all.

I just want to get out of the house EVERYDAY.

hold me down

2011-02-05T04:13:00.010+08:00

Grey

but i ain't givin' up quite yet, i've got too much to lose.

hold me down, sweet and low, lil girl

hold me down, sweet and low, i'll carry you home

:(

i dream of greatgrandma, she said she was happy. i didnt cry this time, but why? u know how much i miss you?! :'(

Porrrrjacks!

2011-01-25T11:52:00.003+08:00

This semester is crazy, its not like any other semester....
Projects kill, almost literally! Everyone sleep less than 3 hours a day, some dont even sleep.
Everyone fall sick, sick of projects, physically sick...

DONT EVEN HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF! tsk!!!
2 more projects and exams will be haunting us already. FWOOOOAHH!

ok bye blog, seeya another time! :)

Merry Christmas!

2010-12-26T03:06:00.003+08:00

Had a very joyous and fun-filled Christmas eve with close friends! Host did a great job in planning and serving us, fun games and all. Really enjoyed it a lot! Christmas was just lazing around, but still fruitful though.

Guess what? I got a multi-purpose cooker for gift exchange! AWESOME OR WUTT!

alright update more next time! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

2010-12-14T21:50:00.002+08:00

I AM DAMN DUMB!

Disappointment!

2010-09-10T01:37:00.009+08:00

Sometimes, I really wonder what my brain is thinking.........

I have too high expectation for all the wrong people, the disappointment comes 1 after another.
It irks me ALOT!

Dont ask me if its you, it can be anyone; and by asking me, you are reminding me how much disappointment I have in you!

SHIT!

2010-09-09T22:02:00.003+08:00

Wah yesterday night was ridiculous!

I had like dozens of dreams in one night, woke up in the morning and felt like I went jogging the whole night.

I remembered 2 dreams out of the few, 1 of it was my long fringe was caught by my secondary school discipline master and he wanted to CHOP it off!

Right after this dream, I dreamt that I got stung by more than 10 bees at 1 time.

The worst part is, all of them target my feet!

I was thinking "wah gone case, my feet got stung by bees, tmr can not work alr!"

I could feel the pain even in my dreams!

IHATEBEES!

Di

2010-09-07T11:19:00.004+08:00

Hey! Good morning!
Was just boasting to random ppl about my holiday the other day,
and your reply scared the shit outta me!

Please take good care of yourself!
Actually you're quite lucky, its like you've strike lottery, cause not many ppl will get that......okok joking!

we'll meet soon..... i hope! :)
TAKE CARE!<3

date

2010-09-05T01:29:00.002+08:00

I have a confession to make...
This is a tough decision, posting it on the blog, telling people on the cyberspace. OMG SHY TTM!

I've known this person for a verrrrry long time alr...... as you know, i'm traditional_boi101.

I have yet to tell her how I feel
I see her everyday
Chat with her everyday

I am planning to ask her out tmr night
Planning to ask her out for dinner
Dont know if it will work, but I am gonna give it a try...

AHMA, PLEASE SAY YES!

YAN JIE

2010-08-27T02:17:00.004+08:00

This is ah yan jie jie's reply to my blog post. You see how retarded she is. Retarded until you feel like slapping yourself!

shiyan∙ says:

*and i saw ur blog
*like i said im alw nice to u
*hahahs

Kai Ming シ says:

*WHERE GOT!
*next time got bear chase u
*i throw u to the bear
*i dont save u alr
*although i run slow
*but i will make sure i trip u first

shiyan∙ says:

*wa seh
*then the bear eats me
*but if the bear eats me up
*can help me negotiate with it
*to eat me up in one whole piece
*so i can still survive in its stomach
*not all in pieces

Kai Ming シ says:

*wah, i dont know how to reply u
*boss, u beat me alr
*u win
*u intend to survive inside a bear
*what the hell are u thinking?
*i think your head got nothing one
*it contains tao huay
*u have no brains!

why she like that? why?

I AM DYING FROM STUDYING!

2010-08-27T01:46:00.004+08:00

TRUE THAT, TRUE THAT! TREAT ME BETTER PEOPLE! THIS DAY MIGHT

COME!

YOU'RE AMAZIN

2010-08-20T01:30:00.006+08:00

When I see your face, theres not a thing that I would change..
cuz' you're amazin, just the way you are...

and when you smile, the whole world stops and stare for awhile,
cuz' girl you're amazing, just the way you are...

シ

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WOOO!

2010-08-18T02:29:00.006+08:00

Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha! Say hi to TRUST

now say BYE to trust! :(

2010-08-14T22:15:00.000+08:00

EVERYBODY, MEET HIMBO! HIMBO, MEET EVERYBODY!

Talent

2010-08-08T02:18:00.001+08:00

You wanna see talent? I show you talent!

THIS IS TALENT, NO JOKE!

Bejeweled

2010-08-05T02:23:00.002+08:00

FUCK BEJEWELED! Its a mental draining game. I played it for hours and I got damn stressed up!

I think I was stucked with it for 2hours, my score is only 90k. omg!

My sis laughed at me cause she got 170k! I started just this week only, cant believe I suck at it so much!

I stared, literally stared at my laptop screen for hours, now my vision is blurred! Loser much!

III ammmm sseeeeiingg wwoooorrrrddds liiiikkkee thiiss nnnaaoaoo!

This is a secret that I suck at it, do not tell anyone. IF NOT I ANGGRY!

NO TALENT! UGGGHHH!

SET THIS AS WALL PAPER U FUCKING BITCH

2010-08-04T23:48:00.001+08:00

DONT FORCE ME TO PERFORM INCEPTION ON YOU!

ARCHIE-MAH?

2010-07-28T02:51:00.002+08:00

Kai Ming シ says:
*but waiiiii?

azie says:
*eishx cause eix shys shys

Kai Ming シ says:
*fuck off

azie says:
*wtf, failed
*tsk
*why u so mean

example of fail twit! shes a retard! but i think shes nice.

nah..SHE SUCKS! teehehe!

Streesssssed!

2010-07-26T23:13:00.008+08:00

I forgot to recount the happenings on last last saturday night!

Jasen brought us to this fish spa to do some therapy for our legs during midnight.

It was errr.............fun. I thought therapy is supposed to help you relax, in the end we got super tensed up!

Those fishes are out to kill, no joke!

As you all know, I am SO NOT AFRAID of tickles, having those fishes nibbling my feets are like the worse torture EVER!

But ya.....its kinda....you know....bearable, yeah man, its bearable, okok only...acceptable one la!!
-nod head-

Take quite a long time to get used to it though. I went home with a headache and hoarse voice.

Reason being: I held my breath and forced myself not to take out my legs, and I shouted too much .__.

Pass few weeks were super super stressful and suay too!

How suay? EXTREMELY MEGA SUAY!
Suay until I open door also can get cut! OPEN DOOR U KNOW!
I merely pushed open the door and my middle finger menstruated!

Look at that! The oh-so-flawless-skin got damaged! :(((( sighhhhh~

Done with 4 projects, left with 3 more presentations? super crazy weeks! CAN NOT TAKE IT! DAMN NO LIFE! UGHHHH! ZAI JIAN!

binch confession

2010-07-22T22:04:00.005+08:00

HI PEOPLE! BINCH HAS A CONFESSION TO MAKE!!

He sent me a facebook link followed by a picture. Hes a fucker, he made me guffawed till i hyperventillated. Nearly choked on my saliva! loser much...

Kai Ming シ says:
*grotesque

Robin says:
*but i think
*she quite cute
*some angles
*like fat fat cute cute
*then very poor thing always kena bully
*like u know those show

Kai Ming シ says:
*u know i laughing like fuck now
*FUCK

Robin says:
*HAHAHAHAHA

Kai Ming シ says:
*HAHAHAHAH FUCK OFFFF
*SERIOUSLY

Robin says:
*THE FIRST 3 SENTENCES

Kai Ming シ says:
*FATFAT CUTE CUTE

U wanna try making a guess of who hes describing? fat fat cute cute? HAHAHAHHAAA!
Seriously I nearly died laughing HAAHHAHAHAHA!

If you are wondering, which picture he sent me. Just scroll abit....

Kai Ming シ says:
*HAHAHAHAHAA!
*i am blogging this

Robin says:
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kai Ming シ says:
*confession

Robin says:
*CB KIA
*HAHAHAHAHHA
*LANJIAO LA

Kai Ming シ says:
*u die

Robin says:
*BASTARED
*BASTARD
*BASTARD
*FUCK
*i was about to say
*next time if she goes for plastic
*then u all eat your words
*cb
*she so cute u all wanna bully

SUGENE, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, MY FRIEND ROBIN IS INTERESTED IN YOU!
ADD HIM AT free2rock, he wanna ROCK YOU!

NAISSSE (Y)

2010-07-22T01:28:00.007+08:00

Hi hi!!!

TODAY, or rather YESTERDAY. IS PRETTY. FUCKED UP.

I mustnt let my emotion take control of me.

5 projects only!
This is nothing this is nothing this is nothing!

5presentations only!
nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing this is nothing.....................

THIS IS LIGHT WEIGHT! If you can do 50 kg assisted bench press,

THIS IS NOTHING!

I've always been a nice guy, I must continue to be a nice guy, I cant lose my cool, I must stay focus, stay calm and think before I act.

Good resolution DESMOND! -many pats on my back-

Fuck it, I am off to bed.
BYE WORLD!

IB DEADS

2010-07-15T01:56:00.007+08:00

Hi everyone! just a quick one...

today had IB test, everyone had no time to finish! mampos ttm!
source base questions 20 marks, scribble some things which i dont even understand.
i doubt cyy will know what i am writing too. what i wanna say is that....

IB GONE CASE!

i laugh quite hard when i saw this pic. mother duck must be damn sad, her kids went swimming in the longkang without her!

Mother duck: "WTF BO JIOOOOO! PANGSEH

KIA! Sei zai bao! QUACK"

Adventure of a HERO

2010-07-12T23:06:00.007+08:00

Hi! I is back from Malaysia safely. Wah seriously, epic night... I thought I will have high chance of getting robbed and kidnapped... :[

Just as I thought that it will be just any other normal night coming back from Malaysia with binch and his brothers... There are some complications in my passport, shant elaborate much, if not it will be another long story. I got denied of entering Singapore ytdy night at Tuas Checkpoint. Only solution is to go back to JB and stayover at grandma's place.

Left Singapore Tuas checkpoint at 11pm, took the LAST BUS back to Malaysia checkpoint.
Due to that complicated matter of my passport, the officer in Malaysia checkpoint had to throw me hell lot of questions. By the time I finished answering their queries, it was already 11.30pm and the last bus had left by then.

As freaked out as I am, I can neither find any taxi nor any buses which will go to JB. I was left stranded in that shit checkpoint without any transportation back to grandma's place. But I saw a few coaches, so I thought I might be able to hitch hike and ask them drop me off at JB if they were to pass by.

The driver told me that all the coaches at this checkpoint drive upwards to the further part of Malaysia like Ipoh, Melacca etc... He said he can drop me off at the nearest petrol station after the toll and I MIGHT be able to hitch hike a car back to JB. The focus on the sentence is "MIGHT". Which means, I MIGHT NOT be able to get anyone who is kind enough to tumpang me back to JB. Having said that, that wasnt the last resort, he offered to drive me to YongPeng and help me find a coach at the rest station to take me back to JB. This will cost me RM20 only.

Considering all the odds, I decided to board their coach and go YongPeng. I started to regret after boarding the coach. YongPeng is freaking far from JB. It is approximately 2hours drive from my current location. Ever get this kind of fucked up feeling when you are getting further and further and further away from the location u want to go? That was what I was feeling, the perturbedness and uneasiness....gosh!
Initial destination was singapore house; changed to JB grandma's house; then changed to perling to take cab to my grandma's house; again it changed to FUCKING YONGPENG ULU PLACE! It just gets further and further away!

Ok, apart from this some other scenarios were flashing in my mind as well.
HOW IF those 2 drivers were robbers?! I was in the coach alone with both of them. If they were to rob me or kidnap me, I AM DEAD! They could just dump me at the expressway. They could've just killed me and dump me escaping without leaving a trace. How huhsssx?

When the coach started moving, the INDIAN driver told me to take a rest and sleep first, and he would wake me up when we reach YongPeng. I was cursing him in my mind, "YOU TA MADE SIAO! ASK ME SLEEP NOW, U ROB ME TAKE KNIFE STAB ME I ALSO DONT KNOW! U CRAZY ASK ME SLEEP!"

So I was wide awake staring at the fucking never-ending expressway. I kept thinking of solutions to the different scenarios I had imagined. *sucks to have a good brains*

WHAT KUNGFU MOVES MUST I USE TO FIGHT THEM OFF IF THEY WERE TO ROB ME?! I watched kungfu panda, so I think I might be able to at least make them retreat! Or the most recent karate kid! OMG! Jackie Chiaaaannng~ Maybe I use the "pick up your jacket!" "put it on!" "hang it up!" style to counter their attacks!! But if they were to flash knife at me, I will just shout "gg!" and hand them all my money. Why risk your life for RM100 right? GOOD THINKING DESMOND! -many pats on my shoulder-

While I was travelling further away from JB, grandma was worried sick when I told her that I was on my way to Yong Peng to take bus back to JB. She waited for me since 11pm to 3am. Gotta keep calling her and assure her that i'm safe. Fucking hate it when others are worried for me.
Wanted to text binch's mom when I reached my grandma's place, but it was already 3am, didnt want to wake her up, did not do it in the end.

Anyway, I reached Yong Peng safely and hitch hike another coach back to JB, then took cab to grandma's place.

CALL ME THE PRO HITCH HIKER OF THE NIGHT! I DESERVE A

MEDAL!

Today, I was stucked in woodlands checkpoint office for 3-4hours to solve the problem. SUCKS!

They took my statement, like I was a criminal. I was in a room with this officer and his superior, he just asked me hell lot of questions and I must answer everything detailedly.

I understand that its their protocol la, but still........ HELL LOT OF TIME WASTED!

As quoted from binch, BAD FENG SHUI!!! Extremely suay, cant be as suay or more suay alr.

BLAME IT ON THE FENG SHUI LA! BAD FENGSHUI!

Check out binch's day as well, although his is not as bad as mine, still bad.

http://rob-da-bin.blogspot.com/

Today's post is damn messy and wordy, lazy to do adjustments.

You can ask me for the full story, I will decide whether I want to tell you or not, cause...

I AM THE HITCH HIKER AWARD WINNER!!!

SPAIN!

2010-07-09T01:35:00.006+08:00

I remember I had something funny to blog about, really! But I forgot! :(

Sad thing today was that I overslept and missed my 2hours tutorials.
Lesson starts at 9am and I woke up eggzachary at 9:05am. NAISSS!(Y)

Why did I oversleep?
Germany and Spain match! \m/
Dad wanted to bet with me 10 bucks.
He said to me with HELLOTOF confidence,
"wa pang le pua liap, Germany 1:0 zup kor, ai mai?

*translation: Germany win 1:0 $10 want or not?*

I replied,
"Spain tia tio yia eh la! Germany teng chu kun! zup kor? wa bo lui! mai bet, tapi wa bao yia!"

*translate: Spain confirm win, Germany can go home sleep, but I dont want to bet with you!*

He woke up at 4am just in time to see the goal by Spain! HAHAHAHA!
I WAS DAMN HAPPY! I stood up from the sofa and I said "YESSSSSS!"
Then I went to him, shout "1 - 0! " *right hand pointing 1, left hand showing 0 in his face*

HE WAS THE SPEECHLESS! AHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAA!

ps: those were the kinda hokkien we speak back in penang, totally different tune and version as compared to singapore's hokkien.

Recently, I've got friends who were going through bad time.
Do not look bad, dont regret, get over it, start afresh, find distractions, go out with your friends,
talk to your friends etc.......

HE/SHE IS ALREADY OUT OF YOUR LIFE! GET YOUR OWN LIFE BACK!

You still have numerous friends out there, find them and stop dwelling over that bad relationship!

Anyway, if I didnt recall wrongly, I have 5 projects on hand, which are gonna due soon.
2 more written tests coming up and I believe that all of the projects have to do a presentation.

Which means whatttt???? 5+5+2? I dont know, lend me fingers, I can only count to 10.

BYE!

Emoticons

2010-06-30T21:21:00.006+08:00

Lets talk about msn today! Dont you just hate stupid people who saved their emoticons with words which they often use?
When reading their conversation, you will have a hard time figuring out wt_ they're trying to say!

Gotta click the emoticons and copy to see what word they typed.

Some of those who are more retarded tend to save their emoticon on words like:

-please

-no

-yes

-hi

-kill

-help

-die

Then.... you'll realise that more than half of the conversation is filled with emoticons.

Super irritating!

ok, heres a conversation I had with my bro. Hes one of the retarded one.... but not so....

you'll get what I mean.....

but of course i didnt tell my dad!

I TOLD THE CYBER WORLD INSTEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lesson learn: do not save penis emoticon under any words which you will use. STUPIACK TTM!

CHEEERS ASSHOLE! You better study hard for your exams, if not i'll post up your nude picture i took years ago!

NONSENSE

2010-06-29T22:01:00.003+08:00

I am gonna post some pictures which I find really hillarious!

They were some retarded answers given by i-dont-know-who. They've got brains of JI-NIUS!

I laughed damn hard at the seals and bears one. HAHAHAHAHA!

ok, I need to de stress. I'm not feeling so good. sighh..

Hope you all have a good laugh at it. Cheers

SLACK DAY

2010-06-24T22:22:00.006+08:00

Sleep late almost every night cause of stupid soccer! I watch it not because that I bet in it, but just plainly cause its super exciting!

I used to hate it so much and felt that it was plain dumb to watch stupid guys chasing after 1 ball, and now, I find it nice! Whats wrong with me?!
I guess it has to do with age! You tend to appreciate things which you dont? Hahaha!

Woke up at 12+ today and went to catch Toy Story 3D with the usual.
I think the movie was alright only, maybe some part quite farrrrnie but still, it was alright.
The girls think its very cute and nice though....

I think the movie is satanic!
It drains you mentally and physically after watching! HAHAHAHA!
I was already kinda tired before that, after watching the movie I feel DAMN sian! Dont even feel like talking! I just stone all the way....

Jasen called me and said he will pass me a present when I get home, was quite confused cause my b'day has yet to come.

So I went home and rested. He drove to my house and
he handed me a box of durian!! WAAAAAAHHHH ITS SUPER NICE!
ITS LIKE T*M*D* omg nice! So nice that you feel like scolding alot alot of vulgarities!
(what kinda emotion is that sia, i also dont know)

I was quite shock and touched that he actually bought the durian and shared! (Y)(L)
SOOOO NAISSSS OF HIM!

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Recounting some random things:

#1
1 weird lady went into a coffee shop, she was probing about what food they siaol..
*imis-spelled it unknowingly, but its still understandable, who cares!*
one of her question struck me "ni men de xiao long bao hao chi mah?"

I meant what kinda stupid question is that! OF COURSE THE ANSWER WILL BE "YES" right?!
Dont know shes dumb or dumb!

#2
My friend said she gained 3kg after going Australia. Then she said, she will lose the 3kg after she SHIT!
She'll let out a 1kg gas, -god knows how long she'll take to fart 1 kg of gas- and i'm guessing the leftover 2kg will be..........
She must have a GIGANTIC rectum in order to store her 2kg shit! HAHA!

#3
BFFAE is an eediot, shes a peeeg. ok, those are good words, Idid not scold u. :)

#4
You knoW i made a new best friend?! Guess who! JIANNN!

#5
Ah ma coming soooooon! SWEEEE! But I doubt i'll have time to go fetch her! darn it!
BOH BI PROJECT ALL SHUN SHUN LI LI, AH BO TIO SIAO LIAO LA!

#6
Reason why I started watching soccer:
One of the night, me goes to mek-lo-lar with my bro and sis. We is sees HELL lot of angkers camping infront of the plasma teewee.
Mek-lor-lar-suddenly became cinema! Those angkers super epic! They were damn anxious AHAHAHA!
Each time the player dribble near the goal post, no matter which team..... they will:

goal goal goal GOAL GOAL!!!! *with dramatic crescendo*

#7
Korea shame shame! tio thrash 7:0 SHAME SHAMEEEEE!

ok, i'll update some other things another day. Thats it for today! Next week will be hell again!

BIGH SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(

AUNTIE!

2010-06-19T23:27:00.002+08:00

Was rotting at home for the whole of today then went out to catch a movie with cow and ke.
Movie was alright, The Killers, not bad.

But that wasnt the main point of this post..
I was veh angry with 1 AUNTIE! Wah she really live up to the name I gave her,

AUTHENTIC SINGAPORE KIASU AUNTIE!

I was at the train station.
I saw the lift door open, being half handicapped, I thought
"WHY NOT TAKE THE LIFT when my feet was swollen like a char siew bao?!"

Ok, I was limping towards the lift and I saw the lift doors closing!
An auntie was inside, I thought she would be kind enough to help me hold the doors.
When I was right infront of the lift, the doors were already 3/4 closed......

I SPAMMMED THE LIFT BUTTON LIKE A LOSER!
She was inside the lift dehhhh gong looking on the frooorrr!
WALAO! BLOOD BOIL! -insert extremely vulgar vulgarities here!-

I got down to the basement by stairs to wait for train,
ME IS SAW HER SITTING ON THE BENCH STONING! DOUBLE ANGRY!
I went to stand beside her and stareddddddddddddddddddddddd.........................
*the number of d's are the number of seconds I stared at her, nah kidding.. I lost count*

She was completely oblivious to my stare, omg she really win me. Then I gave up!

Entered the train together, I saw her looking every directions repeatedly.
LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK

SHE MUST BE LOOKING FOR A SEAT! HAHAHAHA LOSER KIASU AUNTIE!!!

AMK station

1 guy was preparing to get off his seat to alight.

SHE MACAM AUNTIE NINJA! In a blink of an eye, she was already right beside the guy waiting to TAKE OVER that seat.
WTH RIGHT!? She was standing beside him pressuring him to get off the seat!
That guy got off the seat even before the train reached AMK station,
she must be staring at him with fiery eyes! KILLER STARE U GET IT!

EH I AM DAMN ANGRY! WHY MUST THIS KINDA AUNTIE EXIST IN THE SOCIETY!

I AM STILL ANGRY! >:(

FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

ok, I think I feeel better.

BEEEEEE-TCH

2010-06-18T01:43:00.009+08:00

Seriously....... what did I do wrong?:(
Why must you always find trouble with me! Now you leave me suffer in agony for 2 weeks.

I told you 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 times,

"I DID NOT STEAL YOUR HONEY MUHPUCKER! DONT STING ME ANYMORE!"

creeeeeepy!

2010-06-17T18:11:00.004+08:00

Was over at my friend's house the last few days.

I slept with his bro...
Ok no, we slept in the same room but on 2 different beds. HEHE!
That night we went to bed at about 4am, so as usual we would chat before we sleep.

The previous year, I gave his bro a guitar figurine as his b'day present,
it was just a simple acoustic guitar figurine which would make irritating monotone music when you touch the guitar strings.

Guesssss what........ that guitar's music started playing at around 4+am by its own, it was those plastic lantern music. LOL!
The guitar figurine was just beside the tv which was few steps away from the bed.

We stared at each others, I saw his freaked-out face HAHAHA!
That bugger said we would go and off it together, but he just sat up on the bed and I do everything!
I wanted to off the power, but you can only "stop" the music, you cant off it. So I thought of taking out the batteries, BUT I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER DAMN IT!

so I asked, "hey, where do I get a screwdriver?"
"oh, u gotta go downstairs store room"
"WTF?! ok, no!"
downstairs is more freaky! hahahaha!

So I went back to bed after stopping the music, back to chatting and awhile later MUSIC STARTED PLAYING AGAIN!

I took the guitar stopped the music and put it right below my legs. Initially I said I would put it beside my head so that we can off it when it rings again.

But asshole said no with the "please-no-i-will-be-fucken-scared-if-it-were-to-ring-beside-my-head" kinda face.

Few minutes later, it rang beside my legs AHHHH-GAIN!

-ghost buster's theme song playing at the background-

wah angry! so I took it and just put beside my face, I was thinking if it were to ring again, I will cover it with my blanket and sleep with it!
But it didnt ring anymore, sooo.... tooOOOoOOoooooo bad!

I think the guitar figurine is faulty alr :(

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ytdy was a crazy tiring day! Badminton in the afternoon and off to cycle at night to morning.
We rented bicycle from ECP and cycled all the way to Changi Village.
It feeeeeels like FOREVER when we were cycling on the stretch of road just beside the airplanes runway.
ITS LIKE U CANT SEE THE END OF THE ROAD!
You see the traffic light from afar, and just when u thought u were reaching, you gotta cycle another 20mins or so .___.
We cycled from 10pm to 6am to and fro ECP ---> Changi Village

of course we rested a lot in between.

Thanks xiaocai for organising it. Although it was super tiring and my ass cheeks hurts like puck,

I think it was quite fun; the chats, the company, the scenery, the cool breeze and the BAPOKS!

nahhh, just kidding. :D

OH! I manage to see some couples doing their stuffs in cars at the carparks while cycling past.
*wink wink*

I wish I could stay and finish the whole show :(

nahhhhhhh~ KIDDING AGAIN! I am so smart, I fooled you twice! hahaha!

I am gonna eat back all the fats I lost to stay fat and chubby.
Oh, and my ass cheeks just got FIRMER and STRONGER.

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT IRRITATE ME, OR I AM SO GONNA ASS BUMP YOU TO CHINA! HIAK HIAK HIAK!

READ IT BITCH

2010-06-15T01:32:00.004+08:00

I dont feel so good, cause my friend dont feel good.

I feel troubled, cause my friend is troubled.

fucker, its time to let go, really. TRY

2010-06-06T21:41:00.005+08:00

Enjoy every little small details of our life, those are the things that will make our life

MEANINGFUL

FUCK IT! I DAMN STRESS! CAN NOT ACT SOPHISTICATED!

That Girl

2010-06-02T02:53:00.002+08:00

I am stressed out! :(

I love you more than life, more than life... :( (N)(W)(U) :'(

who will take all this pain away? :(

Infestation

2010-05-10T01:00:00.004+08:00

I MANAGED TO DUG UP SOME PEEK-TURES OF CHEOK-KO-RAT PEEPO!

Picture 1:
this was taken in 2008? they are scary! oh and i forgot to off flash! u can see the guy in the foreground. his eyes got the reflection of my flash! HAHAHA! i took this and i ran!

Picture 2:
LOOK AT THAT! Do u see any chinese or malays singaporeans malaysians!?!

Dhoby ghaut = BANGLAS WORLD!
1 cheok-ko-rat peepo, 2cheok-ko-rat peepo, 3 cheok-ko-rat peepo, 4.....5.........6..........lost count!

Picture 3:

This is the most recent one! This is part of the reason why attachment is so stressful.

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE ARE GOING HOME! CAN U SEE THE GREEN STENCH?! THE FUMES?! GOSHHHH.....

Notice they have the same pose in the train? not that i am nationalist or what...........sighh... nehmind, u wont understand :(

Marler's Day

2010-05-10T00:00:00.010+08:00

HAPPY MARLER'S DAY!

As I've mentioned earlier on, wa eh marler requested for a watch.
Rushed here rushed there, got her one. I hid it and only gave her just now in the evening.
She thought she got no marler's day present! HAHAHA!

Ytdy treated her to dinner then just go home without mentioning about any gift,
she look abit disappointed HAHAHAHA!

I hid it till I nearly forget about it!

As all of you know, I am a very sweet boi, sooooo...

How can it be a good gift if it is without a card right!!

I took more than 5mins to write this card, no joke!

My A1 chinese omg........sianxzz... those simple words, I need the help of dictionary!

I checked dictionary and write at the same time...

Oh shes not appreciative of what I wrote! After reading the card, she pushed my head! :(

"SIMI LIN LAU BU! SHUI XIE DE!"

Me: "ohh... eh bu zhi dao leh... bu shi wo.." hahahaha!

Made some overseas calls to ah ma and wai po, hope they are doing fine too! :(

Nowadays I seldom make calls to them.

Wondering is it that I am really that busy, or am I afraid?

Afraid of thinking about them, afraid of missing them? :(

AHHH SHOO SHOOO SHOOO STUPID THOUGHTS!

Mother's day

2010-05-05T18:49:00.003+08:00

Mom is super thick skin!

Mom: eh I want watch for mother's day! Buy me a watch.
Me: No, we will take you to dinner only, that will do!
Mom: dont want.... dinner eat alr digest no more liao, I still want watch. >:(

I just kept insisting that we shall only go for dinner and nothing else. LOL!

She damn idiot, we already planned to buy her a watch alr, now she insist that we buy a watch for her......

NO SURPRISE ALR! I THINK I GO DRAW 1 ROLEX WATCH FOR HER!

TIME OFF

2010-04-29T00:04:00.003+08:00

Me
hello!

Joanna
yes desmond

Me
can.......i...............

Joanna
come in late tmr

Me
no

Me
opposite of that

Joanna
claim the other 3 hours

Me
HAHAHAHA!

Joanna
then

Me
ya, claim the other 3 hours :x

Joanna
claim in the afternoon?

Me
yes

can i?

Joanna
WP is in e office right

Me
ya

Joanna
shld be ok

Me
YES!

Me
YOU BESSSSTTTT!

xie xie! :DDD

Joanna
i m not in the office in the afternoon

Me
!!

why?

Joanna
took time off too

Me
AHAHAHAA!

lets go shopping!

I feel very awkward whenever I want to claim my time off!
Although its what the company owes me, I am always afraid when I ask my supervisor for it!

Sooo..... I wont ask for it face to face. I SCARED I FACE CRAMP WHEN SPEAKING TO HER!
The previous time, I asked her through SAFRA's LAN chat, this time through facebook chat.
I swear I covered my eyes after I typed the first word "hello"!
DAMN SCARY LAH!!!!!

ah nah ah nah! I SISSY LA! #$%*&!

And btw, the "lets go shopping"..........I dont really mean it!
I just dont know what to say cause its too awkward! HAHHAHAAAA!

On a more serious note:
Today I attempted to take picture of Bangaraai? Bangalai? Bannngalu? Bangala?
Aiyah... you know who I referring to la! those brak brak one?
those whom you see airing their armpit in MRT one....

I wanted to like take a shot of them discreetly using my phone,
soooooo, I began my mission......
-clicked half- wanted to focus

eh suddenly they from brak brak become white white. Their face lighted up, as in literally!

"OH FUCK! I FORGOT TO OFF FLASH!"

shut down?

2010-04-25T15:06:00.005+08:00

I have the urge to shut my blog down!

I am lazy.............

2010-04-13T23:55:00.004+08:00

OH! Forgot to mention.....I think today is the internationl-msg-people-early-in-the-morning day!

I nearly threw my phone subconsciously!

WHY DID I FORGET TO SILENT MY PHONE!

Each time my phone ring, I will jerk up thinking its my alarm..

After a few times, I thought, "ahhh, nehhmind! it must be msg again!"

Did it a few times and it cost me $20! Had to cab down to work..

okok, nehhhmind! enough of the rants, shall end off todays post nicely and peacefully with good wishes.

PAK Q ERP! PAK Q SURCHARGE!

Me ENGRRRRISH farking zai! (Y)

2010-04-13T23:32:00.006+08:00

HI! NI HAO! TODAY I IS WANT TO TALK ABOUT BUSINESS LAW PAPER!

My friends got Distinction, I am happy for him!
Although he had fallen ill on the actual day of examination,
he took the alternative paper around 2months after the actual date.

I studied like mad cow and took the paper on the day itself, I got myself B+,
he took the paper 2months later he got Distinction, that shows that time really matters.....

Now i'll explain to you what the grades mean ok?

A is for what?

A for AXSHERERLLENT!

B for what?

B for BESTANATHAN!

C for what?

C for CALIBER!

D OF COURSE IS DISTINCTION LA!

How come all the grades sound good to me ah?! A to D are good grades, dont get E ok! E IS FOR EREFEN!
Okok, learn your lesson. Dont take alternative or sub-paper. Lucky I didnt take mc, if not I also gg!

shhh.. secret

2010-04-10T16:11:00.000+08:00

Hi I am going to fart in the office \m/

WEALTH MANAGEMENT SEMINAR ANYONE

2010-04-10T15:50:00.005+08:00

ITS SA-TURD-AY!!!!! YEAYYYY!!!!

Nah shit this saturday! I am in office now!

Super bored pls! SAFRA had some Wealth Management seminar, gotta help to run it.

Hell lot of last minute shit happened to challenge me, shan't elaborate on it. Pissed me off!
Anyway, I'm rotting in office alone. WHAT CAN I DO!!!

Computer doesnt have flash player, can not play fb games, they blocked youtooooob!

So.... you might think, "YOU CAN FREAKING BLOG HOP WHAT, DUMBASS!"
yayaya, I thought so tooo... but apparently SAFRA blocked sites which contains vulgarities?
I dont know..

I tried to visiting my own blog and it shows:

Access Denied

The requested document, http://dnomsedkm.blogspot.com/, will not be shown.
Reason: DDR score = 325. This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words.

DOUBLE YOU TEE EEFFFF?!
Ok, I think previous posts had too much vulgarities.. SAFRA trying to cultivate good kids.
Thus they ban sites with vulgarities and crude words.

Porn sites? awww.....dont even think about it!

Gotta zao at 4.30 to seminar room to clear their leftovers and shits!
I feeeeeeel soooooooo egggsaiiiitedddd and motivated tooo work,

NOOOOTT!!!!

I feel gay

2010-04-09T00:22:00.001+08:00

Something light, something naisssss, something I likkkeeee!

WTF

2010-04-07T23:50:00.002+08:00

OKAY THIS IS A VERY LONG POST BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU TO READ IT ALL THE WAY.
VERY.
WORTH.
THE.
READ.
REALLY.

*this post is filled with extremely a lot of vulgarities
CAUSE I WAS AFRAID LA DUH....!
------------------------------------

Desmond says:
toke!
serious shit
quick

Øye says:
hahahahaa
i just finished
14-2 bro <- I THOUGHT HE WAS ASKING ME TO PLAY

Desmond says:
no
not dota
fuck
u know my house downstairs?

Øye says:
then
hahaha
yeah
why
wuddup

Desmond says:
fucking got ppl got possessed sia
just

Øye says:
wtf?

Desmond says:
my dad saw it

Øye says:
serious?

Desmond says:
serious

Øye says:
omfg

Desmond says:
wait wait

Øye says:
i'm so going down

Desmond says:
u let me talk first

Øye says:
go down with me

Desmond says:
they gone alr
u let me talk first! fuck
i wont want to go down

Øye says:
faster la

Desmond says:
my dad went thomson
then he walking home from the braddell westlake that route la
he walked passed the hall
he saw a few teenagers
pinned down the friend
at first he thought they playing know
as he was walking
he realised like something wrong la
cause they were pulling him
apparently that guy kena like possessed
cb sia
he conscious that time my dad asked him
he said he saw 1 small kid
that small kid want him to bring him to our primary school the flag pole there
he said the small kid said he will let him come back after he bring him go back to the flag pole
then he want to go
his friends dragged him
eventually they pinned him down
he want to crawl there sia cb

Øye says:
wtf

Desmond says:
when he was struggling
my dad there alr
then
my dad asked his friends to call his name
like shout his name la
then they shouted at him a few times
he "woke up"
his first question was "why u all pin me?"
"i am very tired"

Øye says:
wtffff
then did he remember anything

Desmond says:
wah fucking scary cb

Øye says:
oh my fucking god i will never walk past braddell westlake ever again

Desmond says:
he asked "why did u all pin me down"

Øye says:
but does he remember anything

Desmond says:
fuck sia
he remembers the part where he saw the small kid la
and the small kid asked him to bring him to flag pole

Øye says:
how the small kid look like sia

-DESMOND D/CS HERE... HIGHLY PROBABLE TO BE PARANORMAL ACTIVITY...-

-Facebook chat-

Desmond:
knn
my msn
dc

Toke:
CONTINUE

Desmond:
can not sign back in

Toke:
THE BOY REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE NOT
KNN

Desmond:
wait

Toke:
I THINK THE SMALL BOY HAUNT YOUR INTERNET SIA

Desmond:
where did i stop?

Toke:
YOU TALK HIS JIAO WEI

Desmond:
fuck u
ok
then i better stop saying
later he ban me from fb

Toke:
then you dc
fasterrrrr

Desmond:
the westlake primary flag pole <- my Primary school
he still say everything will be fine, i will let u come back after u bring me there but its in mandarin my dad brave sia

Toke: why your dad ventured to the flag pole to fuck that kid up ah

Desmond: fuck off if u see ppl kena possessed what will u do? i dont think u will even help

Toke: pin him down and put something in his mouth

Desmond: u will just "eh what happened" at most

Toke: no lorh i will help serious! i need to show off my strength in pinning down people HAHAHAHA

Desmond: my dad grab that guy and shout at him

Toke: OI CB FASTER CONTINUE STORY

Desmond: "who are you!? why u come here!"

Toke: wa cb if i stay up late or anything i'm gna call your dad

Desmond: then awhile only he conscious alr can see my dad nervous he come back sweating

Toke:: wa cb sia your dad fucking Rambo

Desmond: fuck sia i hear him say i also scared ccb

Toke: oh my god your dad

Desmond: he bathe alr he still walk at the corridoor see see

Toke: is seriously my hero haahhahahaah omfg Rambo to the maximus

Desmond: and after the thing alr he on the way home at the lift there he met our neighbour he tell the auntie the auntie say he "hu shuo ba dao" say he crapping WTF?! my dad so serious, she living in self-denial

Toke: ahahhahhaah omfggggggggg okok wait

Desmond: dont want believe

Toke: does the kid remember how the ghost kid looks like?

Desmond: remember what? u siao ah my dad asked them go home alr la u know those fuckers live where not

Toke: how old were they?

Desmond: 1 hougang 1 sengkang all the kang come downstairs the hall there slack and chit chat

Toke: how many? whaaaat daa fuckkkkkkk

Desmond: like 4 i think 1 girl sit at the side 2 guys dragging the possessed one

Toke: okay....

Desmond: my dad said they are sec schoool kids like upper sec some more wtf right

Toke: CBBBB WE

Desmond: lucky the friends drag him

Toke: ME YOU ROBIN Desmond: if not i think he gg alr

Toke: GO BRADDELL WESTLAKE Desmond: YA Toke: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE GO IN WESTLAKE <- IT'S CLOSED DOWN WE SNUCK INSIDE TO... WELL... EXPLORE... FUCK...

Desmond:
THATS WHY I EVEEN MORE SCARED RIGHT!

Toke:
WE GO WALK ALL

Desmond:
YES!

Toke:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOME MORE WE GO THE STAGE THERE <- MOST HAUNTED PLACE. ON. EARTH.
CBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Desmond:
actually i not verys cared one

Toke:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M

Desmond:
but the thought of us going in to explore venture venture

Toke:
SO
SORRY

Desmond:
fucked

Toke:
SO
SORRY
SO
SORRY
PLEASE
AHHHH
MY GOD
MY GOD
FLAG POLE ALL
WTF

Desmond:
i think u bring offering o la

Toke:
eh

Desmond:
he dont use facebook

Toke:
serious sia
want or not

Desmond:
fuck off
u ownself go

Toke:
wtf?

Desmond:
u siao
dont go alr la
fuck

Toke:
siallah
knnbccb
i fucking scared sia

Desmond:
if want also find my dad go with me sia

Toke:
i think i'm getting no sleep tonight

Desmond:
now i really scared know

Toke:
hahahahahahaahah
fuckkkk

Desmond:
maybe he live inside

Toke:
okok

Desmond:
then we like break into his house

Toke:
Desmond

Desmond:
ccb

Toke:
you're freaking the shit outta me

Desmond:
WHAT?
FUCK
I SLEEPING IN LIVING ROOM ALONE
CCB NOW I GO SLEEP WITH MY DAD ALR

Toke:
I SLEEP IN MY BROTHER'S ROOM LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Desmond:
fuck off

Toke:
ALONE LEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Desmond:
i got first hand news
i more scared

Toke:
WTF MANNNNNNNNNNN

Desmond:
some more is my dad tell me
i see his expression i also scared
he tell me only my hair at the neck all stand
cb scary ttm
i really
omg
i think i go sleep earlier

Toke:
wa
fuck
kk
i go bathe already
hahhaha
cbbbbbbbbbb

Desmond:
oi
my dad can not sleep
LOL

Toke:
...
your dad
really
hero

Desmond:
he said "if he can not sleep, he tmr take mc"

Toke:
...
wa...
hxc shit

Desmond:
wah seriously, i never felt so scared before sia

Toke:
TO THE MAXIMUS

Desmond:
u imagine
u just imagine
if those ppl is us
and the possessed kid is one of us
remember my birthday
last year?
we slack there some more

Toke:
.
nono
i will ignore you

Desmond:
fucking scared sia
fuck shit
how sia!

Toke:
idk sia fuck
i think i go vegetarian till midnight

Desmond:
fuck off
like it helps
u got 18+ years of meat accumulated in your body
fuck sia why my area got so much things happen one
knn
first is my neighbour the maid climb wall escape during midnight
then 9th floor auntie kena robbed right outside the house
now is this one
wth

Toke:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAA
Desmond
you
never
know...

Desmond:
u dont talk so much cock
usually those who talk the most cock and disturb ppl one kena
u want u can curse me
i dont mind
come on
bring it

Toke:
Desmond handsome boy
fucking
oh
my
god
best looking MAN in the galaxy

Desmond:
they love sarcastic ppl and those who lies also

Toke:
...

------------------------------

ok this was a direct copy paste from toke's blog, i typed everything to him, i wont want to type it 2nd time.

i am seriously damn freaked out now, really scared! i've never seen my dad scared sia!
when he was telling me, he was perspiring. Like cold sweat! gosh!

tonight i go sleep with my dad and mom.

SHIYAN SUCK!

2010-04-02T16:52:00.005+08:00

EH U KNOW NEO SHIYAN HOW SUCK OR NOT! FROM A SCALE OF 1-10,

10 BEING THE SUCKIEST. I RATE HER 11.

SHE SUCK UNTIL I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SURVEY QUESTION! 1-10 I

STILL RATE 11!

NOW U KNOW HOW SUCK SHE IS? IF U MEASURE HER SUCKINESS IN

KILOMETERS,

I THINK U CAN RUN AROUND THE EARTH 1 GAZILION TIMES!

DAMN SUCK RIGHT?! WALAO! SHIYAN SUCK AH!

TPY North

2010-04-02T15:22:00.014+08:00

Hi EVERYONE! I IS BACK! ok, actually I am always here, just that I dont have time to brog.

I come here once in awhile to see if anyone tag, each time I come, I get more disappointed and sad. :(
MEI YOU LEN TAG WAN! so I dont see the need to update!

BUT SINCE I AM FREEEEE TODAYYYY............. ok nvm.. next day.

bye :(

ah no la.... just kidding onlyyyy!

ok lets talk about toa payoh! toa payoh is a nice place! houses super expensive, cause they pay
to live around DESMOND!

so.... ok, anyway! my block had been kinda happening recently. REALLY happening!
Few weeks ago, Yishun had Yishun stabber right? my block now got ToaPayoh NINJA.
Female ninja some more, mai siao siao! You know who she is?

SHES MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAID! -kungfu fighting song playing at the background-
Yes, thats her attire when shes cooking, doing laundry, watering plan...... cool right?!

Now lets talk about her story.

According to neighbour lao ah ma, her maid attempted to escape during midnight on 30th March.
I think she wanted to april fool her owner, but then calender see wrongly, pranked too early,
and land herself in TTSH. Awwwwwwww..........
She take plane from indonesia come Singapore scale wall sia. tsk tsk...

OKOK, let me start from the beginning; how she do it, how she attempt her escape.

she tied cloth and clothes and make into a rope, and climb down from the last room at the back.
SHE STAY AT 5TH FLOOR!
U DARE OR NOT?! GIVE U HARNESS U ALSO SCARED ALR, SHE TAKE CLOTH! TELL U SHE NINJA ALR!
Legendary Maid With balls of Steel, i think shes a man!

Oh! As mentioned above, her escapade FAILED cause she injured and went hospital then got sent back.
I dont know how bad she got injured, but the fact that she still can be sent back means she is not even close to half dead.
Guanyinma got boh bi her, she lucky...

Alright, ninja maid aside... my block got robber also. 9th floor old auntie got robbed right outside her house.

She got pinned down by the robber and her necklace got snatched.

I dont understand why old aunties like to wear gold necklace or whatever precious metals on them.

GO PASAR ALSO WEAR, GO 7-ELEVEN BUY MILK ALSO WEAR, GO KOPITIAM ALSO WEAR!

Damn retarded right! asking for it sia! not like they gym often and can fight off robbers.
I SLAP U WITH MY SAGGY BICEPS!! -PIAK!-

robber: LUI GIA LAI! $ hor wa!

auntie: wa boh! soli soli bo rui! mai qiu wa!

robber: GIA LAI!

auntie: boh boh boh~ MAI MAI MAI......mai.... bu yao! ahhhhh! mai............ -collapse on the floor-
robber: -flee-

ok nehmind, thats not the joke. After she got robbed, u know where she call?
u got robbed, u call police wont u? she call TPY Community Centre.
Instead of the 3 digit 999, she dialed the 8 digits, I think she like to poke number on phone.
WHAT CAN CC UNCLE AUNTIE DO! U dont see president of tpy cc help u catch robber what.

AIYOOOOH! Our block needs CCTV!!!

It has been awhile, my life had been.......hmmm......rather busy. Other than work, nothing else.
Yesterday was quite fun! Wont elaborate much. Work was....alright, survive-able.
Will update again soon! really....

TRUST ME! :)

NINJA MAID FAN CLUB ANYONE?! :)

anniversary

2010-03-18T00:09:00.005+08:00

Blog dead, anniversary 13 days. I am sorry blog, the next time I come back,

I will bring some offerings. I know you like to eat chicken and mai lo peng.

May peace be upon you, Amen.

Yours remorsefully,

Owner :(

TEE GEE AI EFF!! EFF EFF EFF!

2010-03-05T17:47:00.004+08:00

ITS FRAIDAY! FRAIDDDDAYYY!

HAPPY EGGSAITED HAPPY EGGSAITED! WOOHOOOO!

My dad power (Y)

He booked the whole family and asked all of us to go sing k on Friday 7pm.

WHICH IS IN 2HRS TIME!

Both the daughter and son having attachment, both finish work at 6.

1 working at town area, another one at mt fabre. After work we need to chong down.

He hardcore leh, 7pm to 11pm! shiok la!

I ma gonna go there, hold mic and shout. SHOUT UNTIL I NO VOICE.

CALL ME ROCKER TEOH!!! \m/

Vend all my Monday - Friday anger and stress.

ok ciao! 5more mins PANG GANG LIAO!!!!!!!!!! TEE GEEE AI EFF!

TEE GUAN YIN MA, TEE MOTHER MARY, TEE ALLAH, TEE COWS, TEE BULLS

TEE DUA PEK GONG AI EFF!

NO LIFE

2010-02-25T20:11:00.006+08:00

Attachment! Happy, NOT!

Really, it sucks! Travelling time kills!
Unfortunately, yours truly got attached to SAFRA Mt. Fabre. travelling to and fro need almost 3hours.

Today is my fourth day at work. It started off with a no-brainer job.
I was super super damn happy, seriously.
My task was to sort out some letters, photocopy and staple them. Do not require any brains to do this.
Imagine myself as robot and just do it repetitively.
When I was sorting out the letter, I saw this name.

I think his/her brothers and sisters are all super authentic and oliginial Singaporeans!

Hi, my name is Tan Swee Leh, my name is Tan Swee Lor, my name is Tan Swee Huh,
my name is Tan Swee Hor? Swee hor? Swee boh?? OI! SWEE OR NOT?!?!?!

This is by far the most slack assignment. Pass few days are like #$%^&!*
Time passes super fast! In a blink of an eye, its 1pm, LUNCH BREAK!
Supervisors and colleague are still in meeting, so some of them got me to packet food for them from the market.
Delivery boy \m/

Joanna(supervisor), Wee Peng, and one more forgot the name, lets name her (a.c.l.)
dont know what it stands for nvm, ask me on msn. All of the above stated people on diet, dont want eat.
I dabao back spaghetti for myself. When I got back to the office, they smelled it and nearly all go out buy things to eat.
HAHAHAAHAHA! WIK! No determination. XD

After lunch, all hell break lose. Boss's boss emailed boss(my supervisor) to do SWOT Analysis and marketing research on another project.

Before that boss alr asked me to work on SWOT Analysis skeleton for her.

I havent even finish, another one come! This boss's boss assignment is super last minute and due tmr? __
My boss is working on tonnes of other stuff, so naturally I must do it for her.

Walao! All along I had been reading this kinda thing on lecture notes only, now they want me to do a REAL project for them. WTH!
My exams result are not even out yet, I dont even know if I passed my Marketing module.
They ask me to enhance business models, SWOT analysis, market research. Crazy, courting death.
I still have another project with me, havent even touch! Cause a.c.l. havent teach me how to start!
Today I ownself O.T. until 6.50pm, still can not finish the researches! gone case!

Oh 1 more thing, my office most of the time consist of 1 guy and 5 females.
They are very united......in a way. When they are eating junk food or chocolates, they will ask everyone to eat together.
Reason should be, 1 FAT ALL FAT! They dont offer you, they force you!

I had been rejecting them cause I have no mood to eat those things, really super sian.
They seriously take turns to ask you eat.

Today before I go home,
Joanna: eh! why my ah boy still here! -take chocolate- nah eat chocolate. dont reject again,

this one different from just now that one, its yogurt chocolate!

I declined her offer and zao home.

Speaking of which.....my name.......... had been changing........ since Monday till today
Desmond > xiao di > ah boy > whats next?

solve the flowchart, my boss treat u eat chocolate.

maybe next time they call me rejectboi, cause I forever rejecting their food.
I hope they dont mark me down cause I dont eat their chocolate, guan yin ma boh bi.

Btw, i'm changing my name alr.. call me Desmond Teoh Bo Raif, you can call me Raifless also.
My new nickname. I really no life. sighhh.........................

Yesterday they told me that I will have to go for a childcare open house with them.
what exactly they said to me,

"xiao di, tmr we will go down to childcare for open house, its near your house, somewhere at the north side. after that dont need come back office, u can go home from there."

Having heard "near your house" "u can go home straight", I nearly cried cause too touched.

Then this morning I was thinking, I live at braddell. Its central, aint north!! I got psychoed.
So, I asked the exact location we will be going today.

"Oh, we are going Tampines."

TAMPINES!

TAMMMMMMMPIIINNNNNNEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

kill me kill me, yishun stabber, stab me pls! I didnt ask u stop, u dont stop, just stab, dont need paiseh!

I got owned by exam papers

2010-02-12T23:54:00.005+08:00

its amazing how retarded you can get when u are under tremendous stress :/
or is it only me?! I wanted to colour exam paper, due to time constraint.......................

yy and I were discussing about how we de-stress.

He said ytdy night he gave himself 10-15mins break for every 2hrs of studying.

Guess what he do during the 10-15mins break?

He said he went to toilet and just sit on toilet bowl.

I was like "WHAT?! O_O"

Just when I thought that I am super bonkers to just stand at corridoor and stare at the trees....

Total sleep debt = 4 + 4 + 4 + 6 + 5.5 = 19.5hrs

19.5 + 8 = 27.5hrs

The 8hrs are my sleeping time for today, cannot forgo that.

you might wonder how to sleep so long?

its ok, I will figure out how to do it.

I might do it with instalments, or just hibernate in 1 shot. (Y)

exams

2010-02-08T00:47:00.006+08:00

EXAMS AT 10AM :'(

NYP THINK WE BUSINESS SCHOOL STUDENTS ROBOT,

5 DAYS EXAMS CONSECUTIVELY WITH NO BREAKS IN

BETWEEN.

Maybe they want to adopt the "too-fast-too-furious" approach

and end it quick.

perhaps thats a good thing? dont know.... I will be a happy boi

after exams, i hope :/

bye!

ITS BORING, dont read.

2010-02-05T20:10:00.005+08:00

Ytdy night I had a nightmare, it was super scary.
Its not about ghost or anything, its scary and sad at the same time.
I shan't elaborate it here.

Was suppose to go school early to meet my friends to study,
but I was late! Maybe its because of the nightmare. I couldnt wake up from it.

Woke up and saw another nightmare! My grandma was standing on a chair!
I was super tired, but when I saw that, I got a shock and woke up immediately.
She was trying to hang something, couldnt reach then stood on the chair.
Walao! I damn scared she fall omg.

-skip to evening-

Making my way home, when I was under my block,
I saw this 3-4 years old kid dashing towards me.
It was as if he was running for his life,
BUT you can never see anyone running for his life so happily, full of excitement and enthusiasm. :D
When I look far enough, there was another kid facing the wall, counting down.
They were playing hide-and-seek.... awwwwwwwwwwwwxzxcs~~
That boy got caught.... his laughter and scream pierced through the song that was playing in my earpiece.

That leads me to reminisce about the fun time I had during my childhood....
ohhh man......why am I so stress now, why am I so unhappy, why am I not having fun? :(

ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! U RUIN MY LIFE! YOU MAKE ME EMO!

FUCK YOU EXAMS!

Life during primary school was nothing but fun.
I could still remember how we used to play and shout at 10pm, how we run around the block like there is no tomorrow!
The kids in our block were very crazy and fun, we had meetings every night at 8pm.
We meet outside the lift and discuss abouttttttttt......
discuss aboutttt....

about..........

aboutttt.........

about aboutt.......

HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
nah just kidding!

We discussed about what games to play for the night!

Come to think of it, we were super duper childish! HAHAHA!
There was once we saw a couple sitting at the staircase. doing what? nvm, you use your ass and think.

Guess what we did?
We went infront of them and stare, then we pretended to play with our digimon.(still standing infront of them)
Imagine 5-6 kids staring at you, while you were doing your things with your girlfriend. -shake head-

shiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkk~~~ ^^

Now all of them shifted house, lost contact. My childhood in Singapore moved house togeher with them :(
eh! actually this post is not about childhood playmates, it was suppose to be the fun and carefree
time during my childhood.
But neeeewayssssss, you got the gist of it...

I shall end this post with

A LONGG SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

I DONT KNOW WHY I ALWAYS BLOG EXCESSIVELY WHEN EXAMS ARE AROUND THE CORNER

2010-02-01T01:12:00.009+08:00

On a random Friday, back home from school. My grandma was in the living room watching tv.
I greeted her with.................

YO!! -full of enthusiasm-

she did not respond to me!
so, I "YO" her again.

she replied, "yo si simi lai eh?"
des: oh... YO means HELLO.
grandma: yo
des: nono, u must do this hand sign and shout "YO!"
grandma: YO!

HAHAHAHA! AS KOOL AS ME ALR!

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Its freaken 1.22am. I am online doing everything but studying!

I skipped dinner, am hungry now.

Went to kitchen, open the cupboard.....

As I was opening..............

des: dont dont, dont open, dont open! no instant noodles pls!

-cupboard opened-

des: FUCK! why did mom restock! KIMCHI INSTANT NOODLE SOME MORE!

GeeGeeeeee!

But then I didnt cook it.

Layyy-seee! Moreover, if I were to eat it... I dont need to sleep alr.

I dont know why, but if I were to eat very full right before I go sleep.

I will.......

I will............

I will.................

I will.....................

I will..........................

I will...............................

I will...................................

....

i will have nightmare!

shut up! dont laugh!

EXAMS

2010-01-28T19:13:00.003+08:00

EXAMS HEREEEE!!! PANIC PANIC PANIC!

That was my laptop screen a year ago.
My ingenious attempt to stop myself from gaming.....
by covering all game files with small notepads.

The notes are sooooooo motivational, aint it?
but then again, I realise that I am super dumb......
cause I covered my exam notes with those small notepads as well -.-

REMINDER: MUST STUDY!!!

Guanyinma, dua peh gong, ti gong boh bi..

boh bi me get good grades ok.

My ahma every morning also got bai bai, give you joss sticks,

its time for you to return me some favour!

I have no particular good point in my character,

just that one good thing about me is that I am not greedy.

Please boh bi :

My pen dont run out of ink in exam hall
Lecturers give more tips on what to study
I stay super healthy throughout the study break
Biz Law do not combine 5 to 6 lectures into 1 question
EFMA do not play punk with me, accounts please balance
Marketing Management exam paper do not have confusing qns
I can memorise everything by just glancing through the lecture notes
Doctor Chan give chance on Business Finance, fellow Malaysian, bang bang mang.
As for ESSFS...... hmmm... nvm its ok, forget it.

I think I will end my wishlist here. I think its just nice right?

Not greedy, not greedy, not greedy....

dusty!

2010-01-27T21:55:00.004+08:00

HELLO! Had beeeeen reaaally reaaaaallyyy realllyyyyy busy recently! no time to update at all!

projects after projects after projects... finally done with all the projects.

well..... GUESS WHAT? exams coming! (dash dot dash)

International Cross Cultural Management Project was the toughest! both physically and mentally! TORTURING!

Travelling to changi airport 3 times almost consecutively in 4 days.

We filmed a video.. ask me for the link if u want to watch :)

I wanted to post about so much things! but, i've alr lost track of everything! :( sorry man.

Guess i will just post up a few pictures which i find amusing!

read on... Johny is super cute! HAHA!

not that I agree to this totally.... but....u know u know?

gangster kid!

HAPPY NEWW YEAR!

2010-01-02T00:01:00.004+08:00

PISH HEAD KARI PISH HEAD KARI PISH HEAD KARI!!

wah shioookkkkk (Y)(Y)(Y)!!

Ooooooh, anyway.. new year eve was helluva tiring night manzxz...

I went to climb MOUNTAIN (Y)(Y)(Y) (ok, joke only) :DDD

边缘少年；沟渠男孩 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF!!

exercise more than counting down! HAHA!

Reached home really shaggg..

Wanna make a guess on what time I wake up?

okokokk...nvm nvm..new year dont hide secret! Lemme tell you what time!

6PM!!!

WOOOHOOOOO!

Woke up and went out to eat my 4-meals-in-1-meal.

Apparently, I did not eat anything after the seoul garden lunch buffet they day before, until I wake up.

Before going out for dinner, I tried waking my bro. That asshole sleeping as well.

Kicked him, shoved him, pinched him.....no responds! #$!%^&

NVM! He missed out a great meal!

My grandma and I ate pish head kari! SHIOK AH!

I asked her to keep mum about it(yes, pun intended)

Mum will nag if she knows what we ate..shhhhhh!

seeee-kret. They always say white lies white lies right?

this one is WHITE secret! :D

Soooo, we both went home without saying anything about our feast! (Y)

Sneaky sneakyyyyyy onlyyyy! HAHAHA!

I love to see my grandma happy!

Doesnt have much time to accompany her lately, so the least that I can do is to have dinner with her.

But she always reject me! :( She say eat out very mafan+waste money+home got cook etc etc...

Its good to see her smile on her face after the meal though, makes me feel great!

Cherish your grandma!

New year wish:

Grandma to have loooooooooooOoooOooOoOOooong life!
like 100000000000000000 to the power of n years old.

Nais I like! (Y)x10

ACHIEVEMENT: POST COUNT, 92

2009-12-31T02:14:00.010+08:00

Ok no time no time no time to update! porgif mee I iz trai-ying mai bez niao!

Short post for today, shall blog about the overdued event another day, PROMISE!

Was just back from Malaysia on the 29th night time.

Then I got reminded that I booked Basic Theory Test (BTT) on 30th afternoon with the guys.

GEE GEEE!

On msn, my groupmate told me that we have project meeting early morning 10am

GEE GEEE X2!

Whats worse is that, I happily planned my day for the 30th alr....
PHAILLLL!

1.30am - GANJIONG + PANIC

Took out BTT book and browse through within 40 mins, too tired and knock out.

30th Dec

Did my favourite [project :'( ] in library until 2.40 then rush to SSDC for BTT

4 of us were taking the test. Most of us were not confident at all.

So, before we take the test we said that those who pass must treat the failures drinks.

Since we all thought that we will all fail, so everyone happily agreed to it!

We were ALMOST late, but still made it on time.
The test room was full of computers, and they are all touchscreeensxzxs..

Its like arcade you know! Those you put credit and play spot the difference that kind!
EXXXXX-SAI-TED ONLY!

Ok, proceed on to the designated comp and started off with the 50 questions.

Some of the questions are really stupid, I read the answer I nearly laugh out loud.
DAMN DUMB LA!

When do you use your honk?
1) use it in hospital zoneeeee (wth?)
2) to warn others of danger (obviously its this)
3) honk to say hi to your friend (WTHHHHH????!!!!)

but others really difficult for me,
from what time to what time are we suppose to on the headlight..
the answers were all 15mins difference only -.-

I tikam quite a few questions.
End up, I PASSED!

The screen will either flash a "FAILED" / "PASSED" after you've done with your test

When I see the "PASSED" I still double check. hahaha!

Then you know what happen alr laa... dummb me have to treat 2 guys drinks.
why the hell did I take up the bet!

Anyway, its useless even if I pass. I planned to take driving license in Malaysia,
then convert in times to come. I think I just wasted $6. But it was fun!

Those who are 18 and above, and u have absolutely nothing to do at home.....

go book BTT and play play.

CHIP CHIP EGGTEENG DORRAR CHU-RUI TRAI!

Why I dont want to be leader? Why I dont like to be organiser?
I dont like it when things doesnt go the way as I had planned.
I double hate it when things go totally the opposite as what I had expected.
I triple hate it when people just dont UNDERSTAND how hard it is to get things done.
Here we are trying to compromise, trying to accomodate to everyone.
You, YES YOU.. what you can do is merely check your schedule and confirm with us.
WTF! And whats worse is you dont appreciate, you dont give a fuck!
ok nvm, this is going no where. fuck it.

I used to have very high expectations, perfectionist perhaps.
As I learnt that things will not be done that easily, I slackened down.
I chose not to care much anymore.
Why put in effort when others dont care right? (selfish much)
If there are others who is capable of leading, they shall lead, I follow [ BEST, I LIKE(Y) ]

Moral of story: I AM GUAN YIN MA'S FOLLOWER (Y)

BOH BI BOH BI, NEW YEAR GOOD YEAR, LESS COCKUPS PREASE! KAM XIA!

its over!

2009-12-18T20:16:00.005+08:00

Hello mommy ah....
later u reach home, if u see 1 guy sitting at the living room, u dont whack him ok...
cause i cut my hair. okbaibai!

mom: "NI SHEN JING BING!!!"

my mom so bad.. I tried to warn her in case she can not recognise me. THEN SHE SCOLD ME! :(

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Finally the dreadful and hectic week is already overrrrrr!!

Business finance project, EFMA project, Business Law project, Business Law presentation,
ICCM test are all O.V.E.RRRRR!!!

all the lawyer wanna-bes! tsk tsk tsk.... I pro, they dont even know that I took a picture of them!

let me intro to you who they are ok?

This is a scene in a classroom, there are 3 people in the picture. They are most probably preparing for some presentation.

Fistly, at the foreground to the extreme left, you see the long long one?

the only one w/o blazer. he is my good flen his name is kuanee.

although most of the time hes very retarded, spastic, idiotic, asshole, ta ma de bad kid, BUT hes quite smart.

Moving on... the guy at the background, who seems like hes chanting sutra, he is muscle man yuhyang.
more often than not, that muscle man is a stress kid. Its fascinating to see him stress out. HAHAHA!

-point to the right- that woman whos digging her nose, her name is squirrel yee. she is............

lame daoooooo...ok nvm, no comments.

with that, I shall end my picture discussion. kthx.

thats how I perform during my o' lvl english oral. cool kid, thank u.

oh ya, I show u my idol!

introducing Serawak DAUGHTER(doctor) CHAN!
his engrish super gaolat.... I've given up going to his lecture. :(

I could still remember clearly what happened during the first lecture.

Yours truly spent half an hour laughing at him. ohh-amm-gee~

"nao, w-ill kongpuke the cagefrow stak-ment(cashflow statement). the cells(sales) is verry importan, tek note of the diskang red. (discount rate)

Kang-peny can choose to issue bombs to take in additional funds, w-ill be leaRning about
bombs ku-poon(bonds coupon) as well.

sub-see-koon(subsequent) lesson w-ill study ah-baot capital bahjet, and the see-koons of kong-puke-ting

nekk present valiu(NPV). you guys have any keh-xion? if not, see you next wik."

Congrats you just officially gone through a short lecture with Daughter Chan!

"no la! where got so bad!"

I am telling. you. ITS. THAT. BAD.

any keh-xion?
Feel free to ah-prok me.

C U Next Wik! :)

updated

2009-12-11T23:57:00.001+08:00

HI I LAZY BLOG! BYEBYE! :D

ps: I UPDATED!

2009-12-01T13:31:00.000+08:00

I AM GOING TO SLEEP AT 1AM++ EVERYDAY!

dont touch me!

2009-11-30T01:20:00.003+08:00

DONT TOUCH ME!

notice how she say "no, now."? hahaha! its like boss speaking to employee!

ok enough of this.

gentle reminder desmond: you have EssFS ICA tmr

SCREW MYSELF!!!

fail

2009-11-29T23:55:00.003+08:00

Tomorrow Essential of Financial Services = Major FAILLLLLLL!

1 sentence sums up everything(Y). DEAD

Bye people, I'm going to emo. -cut wrist- :'(

god bless me

2009-11-26T02:20:00.003+08:00

harharharharharharharharhahrahrhar......

iamsodeadforbusinesslawtmr.

ithinkiamunderprepared,butijustlovetoprocrastinate.WHATSWRONGWITHME!

iwillstudylecture2(ok,onlyafterigoandhavealookatfacebook)

iwillreadlecture3(nvm,letsplayafewroundsofcounter-strikefirst)

letslookthroughtutorialdesmond(ugghh..nehmind,tutorialcanwait.ishallbloghopforawhile)

lecture3isXtremelyimportant,studyindepth.(nahitsok,ishallbrogfirst)

guanyinmabohbi,letmedogoodgoodformytest.inreturnishallnoteatcowforaday.

okman,contractbindingcausethereisconsiderationdonebyDesmondTeoh.

guanyinma,udontletmedogoodgoodfortest=breachofcontract

FML!

work

2009-11-21T23:09:00.005+08:00

FUX! I is a chinish pris! PUREEEEE cheenish!

stop staring at me with those disbelief distorted face when i speak mangdaring, auntie! @!#@$%

work was no fun, but it was fine.

kaijie was haisssshhhshshhh.... WIKKKK WEAK WIKKKK! -face down shake head-

it was merely 3hrs of work, and his face wasss... ok how should I describe it.. -rub chin-

expressionless; one-line-eye; eyebrows frowned till it almost touch his nose;

lips pressed together half pouting; shaggadelic face with more than a pinch of sadness,

okok maybe its a palmful of sorrow -as if his laptop died on him while he was gaming-

Nothing fascinating happened.. except for some idiot singaporeans...

hand them free food and they can still complain about this and that, especially the aunties! tsk tsk!

Girls, dont grow up please.. your future self = SCARY!

Oh talking about girl....there was this small lil girl, she was with her grandparents.

she was running around her grandpa when he was sampling the drink,

hitting his ass so very often that even I was irritated. LOL

just as I look away, the next moment, she teleported behind my back alr..
and guess what? she started tapping on my butt..

I was looking at her grandparents with the "stop her, help me" kinda face.
she was moving AROUND slowly as she was tapping, literally AROUND me..

whats after your ass? if she were to move 1 round.....the front thing? lil desmond? my manhood?

Noticing her movements, as she was about to reach the target.....................................

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~

of course I moved away! moved away swiftly.. faster than lightning!

like swooooof~ and I am gone! can imagine not?! maybe not horr... with my size.......

okok, just imagine that I rolled away.... better? hahaha!

day ended.

HELLO KE, I HEART DATOU! I LOVE JESS!

jealous? da wo laaaaa~ -nah my cheeks, nah my ass!-

WUAHAHHAHAHAHA~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

2009-11-19T00:27:00.005+08:00

YOU BUSY STONE-ING, I BUSY STUDYING MY TEST!

I sacrifice my time to blog for you ok!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI JIE!!!

although u always:

kick me out from bed

play dota with other friends and pangseh me

game until dont know when to go to bed

blast music loudly especially when I want to study

being an irritant and monkey around

prank call my phone for nothing

go out late late made me worried like mad

dont study during exams

get lousy results

emo and dont talk to anyone

but still...................................... you are my beloved brother! (everybody goes awwwwww~)

why am I so fierce at times? why I ask so much questions? cause I care! (wah seh so corny!)

Anyway, u are the youngest in the family, everyone dotes on you.

See how much freedom you are having now!

jie jie and I dont even have the liberty to enjoy it at your age!
so, all I want to say is that dont take this privileges for granted, if not u daaaaai~

Tmr, I am pretty damn sure u wont stay at home, so how to celebrate for u?
when u see this post, msg me tell me if u can make it for dinner.

KE laozee

2009-11-11T00:33:00.004+08:00

I IS COOL! SHANK KIU

(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-eh ke
-tmr NE we got what ah?

(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-nth

(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-do we have the video screening thing?
-that means what ah?

(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-next week

(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-we go home ah?

(12:30 AM) `KUANEE:

-ya

(12:30 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-WAH STEADY!
-I IS SIBEH HAPPY NOW
-U WANT KISS ME NOT?
-I GIVE U CHANCE NOW
-AI MAI?
-ok no more alr
-i changed my mind

(12:31 AM) L.E.D Kai Ming:

-shiyan: give me 5, i changed my mind!

(12:31 AM) `KUANEE:

-des
-2 words
-fuck u

Jealous I too kooooool~ he can not take it then hurl vulgarity at me... sobx:'(

Kuan EE afternoon kena prank by shiyan. of all people......SHIYAN!! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Give me 5, I changed my mind -walk off-" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HI!

2009-11-09T23:09:00.006+08:00

Harlo nong time no brog! \m/

School has been quite stressful, but still..... alright.

my classmate hasnt been treating me nice :(

why must they torture me even when we are having steamboat!?

apparently, they used those giant clip to clip both my ears.

See me covering my eyes?

cause underneath that palm of a strong man, hes weeping sadly :(

nahhh i'm enjoying it~ wooohoooooo~ :'(

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Today was tiring, although we didnt do much stuff.

presentation was fine, teacher said that everyone gets A, judging by only our presentation.

so its kinda relief I guess.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHIMEI!

After sch was shimei's belated b'day celebration.
sing song, cut cake, slack, and lastly a failed attempt to order pizza and thats about it.

During the long wait for pizza, all of us had nothing to do.. super bored!

arm wrestle play with the big umbrella etc.....

shingz and syid

aiseh cooool~ notice my eyes glow?

eyes glowing with will of fire. "I WILL DO TUTORIALS!!!!......I think :/"

I dont think we'll be expel cause of this right? hopefully none of the camera/guard/director caught us doing this!
We pluck out the umbrella from the table. :/

anyway, do naughty stuff will have consequences. hahahaha!!
I saw a "dont-know-what" as a punishment" shan't elaborate much.

ok thats it! stay tune to next post~~~
thats if u even bother to visit this dead blog. hahaha!

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2009-11-03T10:17:00.007+08:00

Wah toooooo long nv blog.. HAHAHA! super lazy to do it... school has been taking up a lot of my time.

I am hardworking boi naooo...
ok, this post is solely for reply tags.

xinni: omg, LOL i want to see that face emotion. LMFAO! HAHA WTF
nope, not showing u... it doesnt come free of charge soli.

kc: hehehehehehe
hehe simi!

Yuting: YOOOHOOOO! Tag-ed! Re-link me (:
ok sure, will do that when i am free ok.

iris: ya lor. all the lectures now like bullet train man.
YES! Escpecially business law and some other banking finance module, its crazy!

Yuting: Hey stalker!
HEY UNCOOLZ SHINGZ! :D

shimei: hey yo ! what's up man ! haha im here taging for fun ! hehe
what's up idiot! i am hardworking!

annie: u siao!
u siao! x10

will post again, when i feel like it... ciao~

business lawz

2009-10-22T19:55:00.003+08:00

First lecture of the day was Essentials of Financial & Management Accounting (EFMA).

Another Peee Ou Eh, lecture was fine, lecturer was fine too.

just that he is like another nehsi chiang, cant pronounce "vee"
vee = we

Apart from that, hes fine.

Okayyyyy, BUSINESS LAWZXS.

wah, this module is fagging hxc! I freaking cant catch up like HXC!

Lecturer Ros Lim is damn act cute. Not in the sense of speaking, but
every slides of her ppt, she will slip in 1 rose, either at the side or center.

Shes ros lim, NOT rosE lim! !$#%^&*

her lesson is really mad, she tokyo drift all the way! freaking TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS!
I am like flipping my lecture notes furiously trying to catch up.
oh am gee salvation salvation!

She was talking about all the courts...
simi Juvenile courts, coroner's courts, family court, magistrates' courts, basketball courts, badminton court, netball court and furniture COURTS etc...

I was at sub-heading number 1, Juvenile Court, shes alr finishing sub-heading number 4, Magistrate's Court.

hxc much, irritating much, headache much, gone case much and much much, MUCH.

Business Law is ggfuckfaceomgbbq alr...

haissssss -sad face + frown and look somewhere far away with tears in my eyes- such a complex emotion...

I made a friend while I was on my way home today. I dont know his name yet, no chance to ask.
I was quite afraid of him actually. Wah that guy super hairy and scary only~

Anyway, I took a beuatiful picture of him while he was having dinner:

CIAO~

long tai no c

2009-10-22T00:45:00.010+08:00

I have a friend name kuan ee, hes chu le ming de retard.

We is around the same standard, but hes abit worse....
just now, he suddenly talk to me. and he start off the conversation with vulgarities.

弟弟, 我, chua tio...
I mean like who the hell talk to ppl at 12am and kick off the conver with "EH FUCK"

give others the feel like u saw something in your room or something right? but his is different..

due to some unforeseen inconvenience, I shall screenshots and post our conver, instead of typing it out.. teehee~

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ignore my last sentence, I really really really really want to update my blog for u guys, really!this post is not a slack job ok! hehehe...

and he showed me the food...

he said hes talented.. !#$%$^&

oh puh-leaseeee man, this time I give u chance, I dont take myself to compare with u..

my grandmacan do better with her eyes closed!!!

hahahahahahahaha!

L.E.D night picnic

2009-10-11T01:51:00.007+08:00

Friday

School as per normal. Nerd and nerd and nerd our day away.

Now if u play dota in FSRC, u are nerding.

Lets nerd = lets play dota

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left school at around 7+, rushed home wanted to prepare some stuff to bring over for night picnic.

but guess what?! MY HOUSE GOT NOTHING!

I was thinking of instant noodles, most budget. But I think they would've to eat it uncooked. lol!

ok, then i rushed out of the house hoping to buy something from the coffee shop near my house.
stupid otah stall close!!! thats like the only thing i wanted to buy -.-

I cant be possibly getting bah chor mee for like 10 ppl, that'll be ridiculous isnt it?! HAHAHA!

so i wandered around braddell and gave a call to kengwee..

kw: we got drinks alr, toke said not enough food. get more food.

Last resort = KFC Family feast
so much for wanting to be a budget kid. In the end I spent the most.
cheeken nehh nehhhhh~

Cabbed down to raffles city to pick teressa up then head to fort canning park.
We lay down our food and to my horror, there are abundant of foood!!!
Jo brought like 60 fishballs? what thee..............?!?!
I just sat on the mat and wenjie was saying, "eh I full alr leh..." .____.

We were sitting at the concert area of fort canning park, apparently the technicians were
testing out the sound system or something. They just played some music repetitively.

AND THEY PLAYED IT LIKE HOURS. Blasting it, to be exact..

its freaking loud. like those bass would make your chest have the weird weird feeling kind.
I already had headache since morning, the loud music just amplified it like x2!
cut cake, sang song, chatted and had some catching up. Everyone in L.E.D turned up,

except that army boii marcus. tsk tsk tsk....
he bic boi oledi, mud surf the kangcui.

a lot of photos are taken by jerald's camera. not posting it, cos I dont have it.
did like dont know how many freaking failed jump shot.
we wore stupid masks provided by jerald and did jump shot.

Jumped like countless of times, but all fail attempts...

ITS F!%$&KING HOT! and we are jumping like mad monkeys.
imagine 10 masked assholes standing 1 row on a gentle slope trying to take jump shots.

MAD!? Yes we are!

The only peek ture I have:

Polaroid. super dark, I know. I camouflaged. teeheee..
okok, from left to right.

back: kengwee(the one with his left hand raised), Desmond, Jerald, CCY
middle: Robinch, Josiah, Wen Jie, Toke, Eileen
front: Teressa(in green) and Elizabird

camera woman: Theresa

overall, it was quite fun la.. left earlier with binch, theresa, josiah and teressa.
thats all,

CIAOS!

THIS GUY ESCAPED FROM HOUGANG CHALET!

2009-10-08T00:37:00.004+08:00

Introducing Jasen How?

people exam stress, i report stress, i dont know he stress what....

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*crazy

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*wad crazy!

*why you call me crazy!

*-fill in vulgarities-

*wad's your problem!

*you buay song ah!!

*call me crazy for wad!!!

*you then crazy ah!!!

*why!

*i crazy cannot ah!!!

*huh huh huh!!!!!

*you got problem ah!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*wei -fill in vulgarities- u siao ah

*LOL

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*den go see doctor la!!!!

*STILL SAY I SIAO!!!!

*JUST NOW SAY I CRAZY!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*okokok

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*NOW SAY I SIAO!!!!!

*YOU DEN SIAO AH!!!!!!

*YOU WAN SIAO DUN SAY ME SIAO OSO LA!!!!!

*WAD!!!!!

*GOT PROBLEM AH!!!!!

*DEN GO SEE DOCTOR LA!!!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*okokk

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*WAD SIAO!!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*i siao i siao

*siao alr

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*WAD CRAZY!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*cham ah

*siao alr

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*WAD YOU SIAO!!!!!!

*HOW CAN YOU ANYHOW SAY YOU SIAO!!!!!!

*WHY MUST BE CRAZY!!!

*WHY MUST BE SIAO!!!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*okok no one siao

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*WHY CANNOT BE NORMAL!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*normal normal

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*HOW CAN IT BE NO ONE SIAO!!!!

*HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!

*THIS WORLD SURE GOT BAD'S EXISTENCE DEN GOT GOOD

*SURE GOT SIAO DEN GOT NOT SIAO

*WHERE GOT NO ONE SIAO!!!!!

*YOU SIAO AH!!!!

L.E.D Kai Ming 8- シ - changed says:
*KNS PAK Q DIPX DIPX!

[[*Jasen*]] -where have all my luck gone??.- says:
*hhahahahahahahahaha

and the craze goes on..............

anyway, my sis is a noob. she chop vegetable chop until chop her own thumb.
I think her thumb was green in colour today, camouflage in vegetables, can not see properly.

liu rians

2009-10-07T20:16:00.006+08:00

My parents are retarded... they are arguing right now. Over what?

OVER STUPID DURIANS.

mom bought durian, apparently my dad not very happy. cause hes having cough.

but still..... he use the self-console method by saying
"榴莲不会影响我的咳嗽" then he went on and ate like 1 box?

ok my dad is an ass... he like to prank and argue with my mom.

When mom just came back with the durians, she purposely ate it infront of my dad.

dad: why u buy durian!
mom: u dont eat, u sick.
dad: if i dont eat,

i give it all away..

me: woi diam diam la! tsk!

I was doing report, I cant stand it.

After that my dad took all the durians and hid it outside the house.
He only took in 1 box for himself. I dont know how, but my bro knows that dad put it outside.
He went on to take 1 box for himself too...

After my mom realised that her durianxzs were all missing she began to bug dad.
Dad act as if he dont know anything..

Meanwhile, Mom found her durians were all outside the house.

Then dad insisted that it was my bro who hid it.

Amazingly, the reasons sound so real -_- I would've believed him...
Then he went on to argue with mom giving all the crap reason..

"wo xing zhang, bu xing lai, bu yao shen me dou lai wo!"

of course my mom lost la... she always lose.. tsk tsk tsk...

Lucky I didnt inherit my dad's crapping genes ah, I am normal! :)
and shut up, I am not argumentative as well, not at all!

wah damn it! because of them, I stopped my report. !$%^&*#

OK, BAI!

REPORTS!

2009-10-07T01:01:00.006+08:00

AM here to clear some dust off my brogspock!

REPORTS REPORTS AND REPORTS! STRESS!

but yet i am still here, brrrogging...

wth man desmond! 3 reports and 1 presentation due in couple of days. shiokness x10000

Recent bigger event:
Celebrating Wenzeh's 18th birthday. wasnt bad at all man... hope he had fun! :D

October is a crazy month.. >:(

thats cause hell lot of birthdays fall on this month... which means

pocket money = neh gah teeth $

financial crisis man! AHHHH!! Jess, u should so give me my allowance alr!

After finish watching D.I.E., my night activity = pure boredom man.

I have totally no idea what I am doing infront of my laptop....
I just youtooob my way to 2-3am then sleep.
that sounds pretty fun isnt it??? hahaha!!

Waiting to watch part II! QUICK QUICK QUICK! I AM WAITING! :))

ok, after youtooobing for so many nights....

I came across this video which made me laugh my ass off.
Hyperventilated, seriously....

Picture someone super duper talkative and irritating,

then u compare that someone with this lil girl.

Even I, admit defeat! hands down kowtow, she the champion!

if my daughter happens to be this kind...I thinkk.....hmmmm......
I wont teach her how to speak, I hire ppl teach her sign language intead.
I dont mind her to communicate with me using the scissor paper stone signs...

her parents must have damn high tolerance level.

If I were them, I would prolly....

double sided tape, super glue, scotchtape, blue tack, duck tape and whatever her alr.

WHAT THE MEE!!! No more maggie! OMG! ARMAGEDDON!
okok, nvmmm..........

I know the stars are holding you, holding you, holding you tonight :)

black to the eye to the peas!

2009-09-30T01:51:00.006+08:00

U know what u know what?! I AM GONNA POST SOMETHING!!!

DAMN COOOOOOOL RIGHT?!

ok thats all for today!
I am gonna post some more videos soooon. found some damn cute vids on youtubes!

oh shit, i over shot 20 mins! sry!
okokokk,gotta sleep now, if not later some ppl not happy.. haha! :D ciao!

EDIT: PAKING YOUTOOOB REMOVED THE WEDIU!!! NVM, POST ANOTHER TIME.

Eh what is this?

2009-09-27T22:52:00.011+08:00

Yoyoyo! \m/
Its Desmond's mom here!
I'm helping him to update because hes

very very very very very very very very

LAZYYYYYYY!!!!!

And his blog is about to die sooooon~~
When was his last post??
9 September leh!
How many weeks already?!

So, I'm helping him to keep it alive!
And apparently, he is very very very free!
And he refuses to update!
Hurry up!

Spam him on his tagboard!!!

Desmond, I never anyhow write uh.
I write until very good one! (:
Okay, this is rubbish.xD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEN!

2009-09-09T01:09:00.007+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEN!!!

Sorry sorry sorry! how could I forgot about it!!! :(((
Stupid me stupid me! Ok, I know lame excusesss I had. But I didnt lie ok!
Anyway, best wishes to everything you do, study hard!
Remember, "Think Good, Feel Good!" :)

a lil update

2009-09-07T20:41:00.007+08:00

Since I am bored and quite free, shall do a little update on my recent doings.

guess what?

wahahahahahaa~

Neh si Chiang[Nancy Zhang]fagging cheena.
was flashing the top performer names on powerpoint slides.
When my name appeared.........wooohoooooooo!

"copy!"
"wah! copy one!"
"walao desmond!"

copy ni pi gu la! negative remarks.. aiyah dont jealous la....

I hardworking leh; I smart leh! I deserve to be the top performer u know!
sucks to be too smart manxz, attract haters.. tsk tsk tsk...

oh talking about Nehsi Chiang... her actshen walao shee amm aii sia!
when she giving lecture.... i can die. give u some actsomeper.

thirty > sirty?
country > kang cui? [wah she really cui.]

advice > ackwise?
view > wew?
videos > weeeeeediu?!?!

damn funny man! imagine u form a short speech w this words?

Fu-oong(from) this weeediu, we can see that the kangcui 菜那's economy is growing.

As a fai neh cial ackwiser, me, NEHHHsi Chiang a.k.a Nancy Zhang,

will ackwise you to inwest on 菜那's 学s.(shares la u dumb)

I eng quite certeng that you can get back sirty% profit.

So, peepou, whats your wews on lis?

i made it up, she didnt say this speech. might be abit exaggerating, but i think SHE REALLY TALK LIKE THAT!

(this was last week)

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Today

dad was busy clearing the fridge and cleaning it early in the morning.
ok, maybe not early..he was doing it at around 11+, but i was sleeping so its early for me.
woke up met TERESSA for lunch then off to sch. Nerd the day away in sch.

Not gonna elaborate about it.

p.s: nerd refers to play game

Homed.
Open my fridge's freezer compartment. annnd wahhhhh! i didnt know mom

bought so many ice creams!

then I open 1 tub. I see purple colour water .___.

that was blueberry yogurt I think... then i put it back and took another one to see.
The label says Mango Ice-cream cake with REAL slices of mango.

yaaaayaya the mango looks real, the cake look real too..
all the solid stuff floating on top of the liquid ice-cream..

dad must've off the fridge's power too long while cleaning, everything melted.
I dont even dare to look at those ice-cream on sticks.

lucky they are not hagen daaz or ben&jerry!

but still, I hope mom wont find out about her ice-cream so sooon. LOL!

nvm

i think i am going to change.

i think i am not gonna care much anymore.

i did use a lot of effort, i really did..

u care? no, u are oblivious,

so much so that it seems like the things i did, are like what buggers do.

maybe its inevitable to change,

or perhaps, i want it that way?

maybe its from the responds i get from u?

"hey why u like that like that?"

"sorry sorry"

"nvm, its ok"

nvm, i always nvm u. its ok.. nvm.

now i will never mind about u, literally.

harhar~

comtemplating

2009-09-03T21:44:00.003+08:00

I feeel like brogging, i dont feel like brogging, i think i feel like brogging, but at the same time,

i dont think i feel like brroggging!

desmond! make up your mind leh!!!!

okok, i dont feel like blogging. i am damn siannnn... no moood to do any shit. :(

Property Investment fxk shxt crap talk

2009-09-01T02:04:00.005+08:00

HI!

today, I am going to talk about this Property Investment fxck shxt crxp Talk I attended.

what is it about? I dont know..... all I did was sit there, listen and follow what was told.

Speaker: now say we can do it!
Listeners(me included): WE CAN DO IT!

Speaker: now tell the person sitting beside you that they can do it!
Me: -tap Eugene- eh, u can do it *straight and bored face*

in my heart I was like, "wah screw this talk manxz!
I gotta follow and do what they say, if not I would've fallen asleep

Freaking FSRC force us to go this kind of crap talk!
in the end of the talk then I realise that they are merely promoting the
2.5days course they will be giving.
how much it cost?

cheap cheap... $3.295 nia..
got wife? cheaper! $2.++??
no money? pay instalment lor.. 1 month pay $0.124

payment mode > credit card, visa card, mastercard, cheque, cash etc

and OH! add a "K" behind those cost. Its going at thousands and hundreds.

Now lemme show u the survivors:

I damn happy hor?! CAUSE THE FREAKING TALK IS OVER!
4 survivors, more coming up

24 survivors + 1 auntie at the back

We The Warriors, The Gladiators!
We Rulexz, We Rocksxzz, We Stonexz, We Pebblesxz, We sandxz..
ok abit out of point

I think its more like, we the fucktards la!

2hrs clocked in. Nvm, there are still like 10 more hours of such shit I must endure in the next few weeks.

ULTIMATE SIANXZXZXZX! salvation anyone?
save me please :'(

hmmmmm...

2009-08-26T18:45:00.002+08:00

Went to Ke La Kueh, The Central's Manhattan Pish Market

to have a belated b'day celebration for Jia Huay.

nahhh this asshole over here -point downwards-

wah i thought that "twist hand" is mine! -.-
its actually TJ's.

errrr.......Jess, u ok???
dont stare at me, i shy!

okokok, now i show u something real cooooool.
we actually to a picture of it! damn lucky! with all its facial features, so clear!

7th month first to chong out one...
LOOK LIKE RIGHT! just imagine she wearing chinese opera clothings... omgg manxzs~

I shared something like this with Jess.
KILLERRR! siao onee... can not finish!
Jess is a burdennn! tsk tsk tsk...

but the foood is really nice! :DD

HAPPY BELATED B'DAY ASSHOLE!

22 August 2009

2009-08-22T22:36:00.002+08:00

FSRC = REPORTS + PROJECTS

soooo... I've decided to blog in point form.

reason: practice for my weekly journal writing + partly lazy

TODAY:

-wake up SUPER early for stupid INVESTMENT TALK at Suntec

-rush back for work

-met Teressa for dinner
she did not send me home :(

-back home

Highlights of the day:

I was fiddling with my headset, didnt know what I did... suddenly the sound effect like

WOOOOOOOOSHHHH! POWERRRR!!!!

so I was blasting music with my headset on, max volume.

then out of nowhere I saw shadow reflection on my laptop screen like swoooooof~

wah this was really wtf, I jumped until nearly fall off my chair.
immediate reaction was to turn around see which mother ffff...

freaking asshole tenant

凸._. 凸

outdated pictures

2009-08-22T21:31:00.010+08:00

Alright...

I shall post those outdated pictures that I have got hold of..

i mentioned about sleeping alot in my previous post, here it is.
that was what i did during the last day of CRMCC!
reason why i covered face: naemah was around with her camera. smart sia me!

phat ninja

O_O

omg, so cute right?! ps: referring to me ONLY. nyeheheheh!

heading to amk for movie. i became bags slave..
LOOOK AT XIN NI!
I helped her carry her bag while she msging her friend! USING MY PHONE SOME MORE!
cao nehh nehhh....
aiyah nvm la... i WAS kind :D

movie tickets for G.I. Joe

those who went for movie.

from left:
idiot1;
idiot2;
idiot3;
idiot4;
idiot5;
idiot7;
idiot9;
idiot1241;
idiot90812498;
idiot....aiyahh lost count!

i missed them :(

An end leads to a new start

2009-08-16T13:52:00.006+08:00

As of 14th August, it marks the end of our Calling life..

no more Shee Are Emm Shee Shee... :'(

sooo much of complainning, whinning, and frustrating about the stuck up customers...

i am really going to miss it, alot..

especially the people, the supervisors.... and the FRIENDS i made!

I've met really really really really good people there!

lame ones

noisy ones

crazy ones

funny ones

malaysian ones

typical super good guy ones

actually i dont mind doing it for another 8 more weeks if there were no quotas...

i think the reason i will miss it is cause i'll be going to FSRC.
and i heard that FSRC has reports to rush EVERY week. :((

Friday was a great day!

buffet and deliveries[devileries by teck siong] hahaha!

singing b'day songs like dont know how many times in that day although theres no ones b'day.

eating, taking pictures, singing, dancing, chatting, crapping, SHREDDING paper.

and alot of sleeping! ok maybe only me.. i slept like dont know how long -.-

those are the things we'll not be doing in FSRC.

After we knock off, 13 of us went to catch G.I. Joe at AMK Hub.
I think the show is really nice! i asked everyone and their responds were
either very good/good/on par with transformer

Except this 2 idiots... Jess and Xin ni. they said the show was bad :(
felt kinda guilty cos i personally felt that its really good, then i psycho-ed them to go.

they gave me the "the show not nice one -blank face-"

sighhh...

ok, after that... went to some random multi-storey carpark to slack.
everyone was having fun with tecksiong's bike, actually only the girls.

after that bid goodbye, parted with everyone and we went spearate ways :(

anywayy, i really had fun during the 8 weeks of tortures with you guys around
thanks for making an impact in my life and i will miss you all :')

note: blogger suck, i cant upload pictures. pictures will be up as soon as blogger allows me to.

:(

2009-08-12T22:32:00.002+08:00

Sad

我不开心 :(

Humid and HAAWWWT Saturday!

2009-08-08T20:16:00.003+08:00

WHAT WAS I DOING TODAY?

ROT lorr......

had this conver with Jerald.. wah that guy damn retarded!
he bought A LOT of masks! and he was showing it to me...

show u some..

Spiderman?

Mask Rider

wtf Outahman also have?!

Then it was the wise words from the wise man in his C6 Chinese?

errr....... i dont quite understand...

someone correct him pls?

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Stone whole day at home, finally its time for dinner!

Went blk 111 eat boring food...

Food arrive,

"uncle how much?"

"$5"

"orh ok..." -take $2 note hand to him-

and the best part is, i didnt realise that i paid him too little.

so the uncle just stood there and look at me, expecting me to pass him the $5.

after a few seconds then i notice him still standing beside me.

damn embarassing!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! retard siaaaaaaa~

Reports ah reports!

2009-08-03T23:32:00.006+08:00

Life in Shee Are Emm Shee Shee = mundane

2 reports due on friday = shiok x 2 to the power of 999999999

Best part is I only manage to confirm the deadline on yesterday's night.
So I am left with only 5 days to complete it. wah emo maxxzxzxz!

Toooooday in call centre was basically slacking.
Yours truly, set a target for himself...

which was to get 10 sales by 3pm and stop calling, then get started on his reports.
but shix man, I didnt meet my target -.- (anyway, that always happen. so, no surprises)

its 3pm and I only had 8 sales. But I only called like 11 ppl. HAHAH! Lucky man!
envious huh Iris? heah heah heah! loser called 30+ to 40 calls only get 8 sales. hehehe!
OK PEACE! no neck cracking or "massaging", thank u.

5.30pm, me went home straight.. feeling abit concern and ganjiong for my reports alr...

Story telling time:

On my way home, I was walking beside this old lady.
We were walking side by side, but of course there was a distance maintained.
Did not pay much attention to her until I heard an air-y squeaky sound coming from my side,
which was from her direction.
Being the super curious guy, I turned and looked at her.
But she seemed to be oblivious of that sound.
After she saw me staring at her, she returned me an awkward smile.

WAH SHEEEEBAIS SICK SHIT!
THAT AUNTIE RELEASED TOXIC FROM HER ASS! 凸._.凸

disgusted MAX! YUCK!

ok end of story...

Drink up everyone, take good care of your health,
Dont be brought down by the flu virus!

Take care! BAIBAIS!

tiantian the carnivore!

2009-08-02T17:37:00.004+08:00

omg manxz....

tiantian very hungry, she wants to eat ljx > liewjiaxin?!
tsk tsk tsk..... friend also want to eat!

CARNIVORE!

DRA THE CRAMPER

2009-07-29T19:38:00.004+08:00

As promise....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I've got dra's permission alr.. so i am not guilty~

dra: wah pak toh tia ahhh!!
HAHAH! HAHA !! HAHAHA!

i drew that for her...

take care ah di! :DD

phone died

2009-07-27T21:31:00.005+08:00

WAHHH! I AM DAMN DAMN DAMN SAD!!!! :(((

was using my phone this afternoon when it suddenly died on me.....
the freaking select button not working. msgs come, i cant open.. cant unlock keypad. :'(

whats worse is that all my contacts are saved in my phone memory, none in sim card!
@!#%^&@%$^

After school, i went down to the repair centre hoping to get my phone fixed....
and guess what?! It would cost approximately $150, approximately ONLY you know! wtf!
i might as well get a new phone right! blarddy hell!

NOW, i am stucked with the bangala phone... PUCK SIA!
u know those mono ringtone one?! those antique Nokia ah gua, bangala phone?!

ringtone: tit tit tit.... tit tit...... tit tit tit~

i am so going to join the bangalas in blasting the irritating mono ringtone in bus/mrt/public places.
acting as if its so fucken coooool.. nodding my head with the ringtone, feeling the beat(as if there are any)

tit tit tit..... tit tit.... tit tit tit FTW~ \m/

ok, i think mine still got hope of retrieving the contacts... Jerald one really gone case...
his handphone went swimming in the canal.. -speechless-
his contacts, photos, msgs etc float away infront of his face... sad case. :(
its ok bro, we shall mourn our sorrow tgt..

ok enough of this shit.

SUPPORT ME IN MY PERSONAL SELLING!!!

QUICK! DONT MAKE ME MORE SAD PLS!

>=(

2009-07-24T11:15:00.004+08:00

ANGRY!!!

Personal Selling

2009-07-22T16:34:00.015+08:00

This post will be EXXXXXXtremely interesting! Read on plix!

Ok because of stupid TEP(Teaching Enterprise Project), I am doing my personal selling...

This time round, the Theme is "Food"topia.

Basically we sell only food..
You like foood?! you like? you like?!

I DONT CARE, U MUST LIKE!

selling a few stuff, some nice, some not nice....

dont worry, i will make recommendation....

(click to enlarge)

Chocolates
selling 3 different flavour:
Milk, Assorted and Dark chocolate
nice/not nice? i dont know.. cos i didnt try.. HAHA!

Mochi coated with chocolate
3 flavours:

Cheese, Mango and Peanut

nice/not nice?

cheese: not bad quite nice.

mango: okok, the choc covered the mango taste

peanut: didnt try... i think should be not bad

Nougat

2 flavours:
Milk and Strawberry

nice/not nice?
both also not bad... the milk one is nice

Four Seasons Durian vouchers
not much explanation needed. ITS FREAKING DURIAN PUFF!!!

Muffins
7 flavours: (click to read XD)

i think out of all, the orange chocolate is the best..

Brownies

2 flavours:
Walnut and Triple Chocolate

nice/not nice?

out of everything here, i think this 2 are the best!

Walnut: has abit of nut in it + the chocolate taste.. wahhhhh best!
Triple Chocolate: very chocolaty, very very nice for chocolate lovers, quite sweet.

Package for muffins and brownies.
SOOOOOOO NICE RIGHT!

u can buy it and give it to your girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever!

Jelly
4 flavours:

Mango, Royal Plum, Strawberry and Lychee

nice/not nice?

after recommending the nice ones, of course i must recommend the not nice one for koksters!

these jelly are probably the worse among all the products.. HAHAHAHA!

u want get the worst out of all the jelly? buy the Royal Plum.

the other time, i put into my mouth and i spitted it out. :DDDD
if u want to waste money then buy.....

other than food, we also have IT related products such as,
thumbdrive, HDD, mouse, microphone for comp, keyboard, earpiece etc.....

ok, after promoting so much... its time to................................

PLACE YOUR ORDER!

buy la buy la buy la! pls pls pls~

if u buy from me...... your status in my heart will just get higher! -move eyebrows-

but if everyone buy then, everyone's status will just climb up tgt...

so what should u do?

BUY MORE FROM ME!!!! THEN YOUR STATUS WILL BE HIGHER THAN THE REST!!

OMGSZX so smart!

okok, no joke alr.. this is one of my project and i will be graded according to my sales...

if u want to see me fail, then u dont buy from me lor :'(

and the price, look under MSC RSP W/GST.

thats the amount u will have to pay. :)

i have about less than 2 weeks for this project so,

call/msn/email/tag me to place order fast!

if you read this post, pls buy from me!

AND DONT ACT AS IF U DIDNT READ THIS POST!

-2 fingers point on my eyes and point back at you-

modem down

2009-07-22T15:44:00.007+08:00

Fwooooahhhhh!

I FEEL SO CIVILISE AGAIN!

I had been living without the internet at home for like 3days?
that feeeling realllyyyyy.... WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

why modem down? backtrack to sunday....

having my beautifil sleep in the morning,
Until........................... suddenly something HIT me,
HIT me hard..as in literally.
Opened my eyes with my right fist clenched and left palm ready to slap..
depending on the gender,
female = slap; male = 1 punch; ahgua = punch+slap

Opened my eyes and i saw my cute cousins, JC and QQ.... ._.
the male(JC) one with my sis soft toy on his hand, preparing for 2nd wave of attack.
female(QQ) just went: "表哥....表哥.........表哥........."

i didnt know how to react! then i just stare at them and go "wahhhhh......"

somehow they sense that i am abit unhappy, they went out without me chasing them. LOL!
and i realised that after they came into the room to disturb, they closed the door..
blooody hell 2 cheeky ass... alr planned to come in torture me discreetly!
of course i cant beat them up, JC is 3 and QQ is only 5. have to swallow down my agony....

okok... they come for like a few hours..
and i swear JC is a destroyer! he had a mission before coming to my house.......
maybe hes a representative of the Johor Baru State,
his mission is to break a lot of things in my house and wreak havoc.
guess what?! he succeeded!

1st: broke my sis photo frame, it was given to her by her friend as a b'day present,
hand-made some more. sadxzxzxz
2nd: broke some electronic stuff which belongs to my mom.
3rd: slaughtered my modem
Lastly: he pinched my mom's ass, pinched my arms, go around snapping pictures with digital camera.
and the photos he took, all no face one.. he took body only.
all the time, he held the camera over his head, but he still failed to capture our faces....
his height...... -.-

i wasnt very pissed off or anything when he spoil my modem, cos i thought i could fix it...
but............................................................... :'(

DAYS W/O INTERNET CONNECTION

guess what i was doing?
nvm... stop guessing, i shall tell u..

i was walking around my house with my laptop on my hand, trying to find network to tap..
i know its illegal, i know i will be fined, i know i might get caught... BUT WHO CARES!

damn it man, block 207 ppl are really smart ass.. all put password for their network!

EXCEPT JEFFREY!

wah this guy must be a good guy.. my laptop auto connect to his network
AUTO connect ah, i nv tap into his on purpose..

can go online, but the signal was very weak, kept on dc...
was desperate to use it to do my report,

soo.... i went out to sit on staircase..
AND DAMN IT! the signal just disappeared! -.-
after that, i sat on my doorstep and got 2 bars of it! just when i was happy researching and
talking to wenzeh on msn..
FUCKING JEFFREY OFF HIS MODEM! WALAO EH!!!!!!! i barely used it for 5mins!!!!!!
WHY JEFFREYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?! :((((

U must be wondering why i dont want to go braddell mac and freeload their wireless@sg

siao! i dont want to be labelled as a NERD! i saw some of them go there use it to play games,
watch videos etc.. wahhh damn no life.. i dont want to join their NERD club.

eh not bad leh.. u actually finish reading this wordy post.. ok very good!
MY NEXT POST U MUSTTTTTT READ! MUSTTTTTT!!!! nyeheh heh heh!!!

winnie the pooooooop<333

2009-07-11T14:33:00.013+08:00

HELOOOOOO!

new work place for telemarketing! wah like office sial.......
ok, but i dont like the place!

and i did not slack, the facebook on the screen is my wallpaper.. hehehe

i saw ah poop on josh table, and i commented on it, so he pasted me that slip as a reply...

i was like.... "ok.. thats so gay......"

fyi: josh is not soo manly :S -scary-

awwww.... ahh pooop with heart.... so cute right? -vomit-

since winnie the poop is so cute... i figured out a way to make it cuter!

damn nice one... u sure like! ever heard of pooo in the cup?
sounds so damn cute right... awwwwwwww... -meltxzs-

i show u....

TA DAH!!!!

nice nice nice?????

pooop in the cup! soooo cuteeee leh!!!

u want side view i also have...

ah pooop said, he felt comfortable like that.. so he will remain like that until
maybe joshua come back for work?

i think he will kill me for doing that... LOL!

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and lastly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAITH! :DD

ok, its belated alr... nvm la.. at least i posted... right FAITH?

tsk tsk tsk... study hard!